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Chase Swift ☤ Hermes (messengerofgods) wrote in reincarnatecomm,
@ 2015-02-23 14:05:00

Entry tags:

chase swift, zachary evans

Special delivery!
To: Zach Evans
From: Chase Swift

[ooc: While Zach was sleeping, Chase flew into his hospital room to leave a package marked to Zach, from the Agency's Director of PR. Inside the package is a bottle of brightly colored and differently shaped vitamins, and an iPad. There's a note attached.]

Hope you're doing well and still firmly on the mend. The PR circus just isn't the same without you and the lack of sincere competition is starting to make me twitch.

Though I'd be remiss in not saying your protege is actually mildly impressive. Mildly. You're doing a good job with that one. Don't tell him I said that.

These are some of Hermes' multivitamins. You don't have to take them. If you do, it's not a magical cure-all, but it might help speed along the healing process. The iPad is for when you get bored of hospital television and nagging well wishers. It's the newest model, with some custom news and social apps built into it especially for you. Don't use the dating one until you're actually released from the hospital, it's just not kosher.

I'll spare you the 'I invented it' spiel just this once, because I'm nice like that.

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Your friend,
Chase Swift