WHO: Eli and Saint
WHAT: AU, baby! Saint is Eli's assistant. Also, a Sharknado may be eminent.
WHERE: Beaches!
WHEN: An unestablished time in either the near future or the near past!
WARNING: This is basically an excuse for Pixie and I to throw Eli and Saint together for some dirty sex and gratuitous brutal death by Sharknado. SO THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING.
( I got a black magic woman~ )