speakofthedead (speakofthedead) wrote in horror_story, @ 2013-09-29 23:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | alternate universe, elijah, sully |
WHO: Eli and Saint
WHAT: AU, baby! Saint is Eli's assistant. Also, a Sharknado may be eminent.
WHERE: Beaches!
WHEN: An unestablished time in either the near future or the near past!
WARNING: This is basically an excuse for Pixie and I to throw Eli and Saint together for some dirty sex and gratuitous brutal death by Sharknado. SO THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Ah, vacation. It was such a lovely ideal, though it was one that Eli was not entirely familiar with, himself. He'd been a hard worker of one sort or another his whole life, though he'd get indignant with you if you tried to tell him his work wasn't dignified or proper or "real". It was real, he'd argue. He'd really scammed people out of their money by holding fake seances in a carnival, and he'd really mastered the art of working a crowd. He'd had to learn, hadn't he? He'd had to fight to survive?
Well. That was all in the past, anyway. He was good enough to have his own junket, now, appearing on talk shows and as the special icebreaker guest at college orientations. He was even good enough to have himself an assistant. And he and his assistant were on vacation, this week, in beautiful Santa Monica.
Speaking of his assistant...
"C'mere, cher." Eli grinned over at the lithe-limbed blonde in the room with him. "I hear the beach is beautiful at night. What say we break some rules and go for a dip?"