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Tweak says, "DY-NO-MIIITE!"

Missy May ain't your tan-legged Juliet (overturn) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-09-01 20:36:00

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! journal, zz drop: faye turner

Good Lord, I'm glad to be here at last. It was a great summer and all but that bus ride amirite? Some of y'all know what I'm talking about and it ain't the ones from California. Why they don't just get a couple more buses or pick us up and head back once they're done with a state is beyond me. Or just floo. Flooing is a thing! Portkeys! Personal side-along apparation like we're dangerous criminals! All kinds of ways to do this besides the one that leaves me with a sore ass every damn time.

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	dominant 2016-09-02 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Floo makes me wanna die. I'd rather ride a camel the whole way. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-02 01:30 am UTC (link)
	What's the hangup? Allergies? Floo powder would be a helluva allergy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dominant
2016-09-02 01:38 am UTC (link)

The hang up's in the whole thing. First you gotta step in fire and there's all kinds of smoke and it's hot and then you're on the worst roller coaster in the world. I LOVE roller coasters but I can't think of anything else to compare it to, flooing just turns my guts inside out. I throw up during and after, hell, sometimes before. I would literally rather be dragged across the country by my toenails than go by floo ever.

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	overturn 2016-09-02 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Hell, that's one way to make an entrance. No floo for you then if you insist. They can sidealong frogmarch you instead. That'll be great for your image. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stokers 2016-09-02 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Californians suffer too. By the time I'm getting on the bus, the rest of you smell rancid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-02 01:34 am UTC (link)
	EXCUSE YOU I smell like peach pie and yellow roses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-09-02 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Well shit, I knew I should've been born a year earlier. Seniors get spoiled with that l'eau de Turner. How you doing, girl? Ready to WIN FUCKIN EVERYTHING again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

overturn
2016-09-02 02:16 am UTC (link)

We're a privileged few. Just imagine how lucky my roomies are!

Yknow, I thought about that long and hard this summer, if I really needed to keep winning at every goddamn thing or if it's time to step down and let someone else have the spotlight for a change and reign over the school. And then I started laughing like a goddamn fool so short answer is, YES I AM. TOTAL DOMINATION.

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	doyouevenlift 2016-09-02 09:30 am UTC (link)
	Would all that really work with how much luggage we're bringing? I think they should step into the new age and teach our fellow students about air planes. It'll be much of the same but then we could sleep, which makes it infinitely better. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-09-02 11:22 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I like this idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blinkah 2016-09-02 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously, true. They have trains and buses and stuff, you'd think they'd look into airplanes or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-09-02 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Or lend us a fucking dragon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-04 02:38 am UTC (link)
	I like the dragon idea. Thinking outside the box! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	overturn 2016-09-03 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Aw hell. They can probably use the busses for our luggage. I won't need most of my stuff right away. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	unresponsive 2016-09-02 11:23 am UTC (link)
	Bonding experience? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-09-02 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	How'd that bonding go for you? I had a deep and immersive three hour talk with Diego. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-09-03 12:05 pm UTC (link)
	I don't bond. That sounds like hell. You survive ok? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-03 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	He had to chew off his leg to escape. It was gruesome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	overturn 2016-09-03 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	We can bond when we get here! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flyover 2016-09-02 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, the 20 minutes I spend on the bus between Idaho and Utah can be pretty rough. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-04 12:59 am UTC (link)
	20 minutes, oh wah. How d'you ever survive it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flyover 2016-09-04 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Mostly by watching less than a full episode of Family Guy on my phone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-04 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Is that what you were up to? I thought you were texting your girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thecourtier 2016-09-02 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	The ones from Canada definitely fuckin hear you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-04 01:00 am UTC (link)
	There's really gotta be a better way to do it. Someone oughta make THAT their senior project. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thecourtier 2016-09-04 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, that's genius. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overturn 2016-09-06 02:33 am UTC (link)
	I pretty much am a genius, it's true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thecourtier 2016-09-06 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'd be kinda half tempted to make it mine if I didn't already have an idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	orangepip 2016-09-06 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	But the scenery was so pretty! (Reply to this)