Gooseberry High

[WARDED TO OPERATION SOB. One big ward to: DRUG MULE OWNERS (Casey, Chris, Frankie, Jaime, Laurel, Trixie, Ty, Reid, Ryan, and Zoey) & INSIDE (WO)MEN (Clem, Diego, Etta, Jesse, Katya, Levi, Riley, Wilde)]

Gab from the Gooseberry grapevine: the staff will search our cabins and lockers tomorrow.

We all have belongings that aren't strictly within the scope of the rules, and while a few of us have been working on a way for those items to evade detection, the searches are happening earlier than we anticipated. We aren't ready for We're not as prepared as we'd like to be and we need help. You probably do, too.

Welcome to Operation Save our Butts (SOB).

We've been enchanting a handful of miscellaneous bags. They'll hold as much as we put inside (nothing living), they're disillusioned, and they can't be summoned. We'll have ten finished ten in time—which means there's only have enough for two per house, one for guys and one for dolls. Azurcrest gets double bags. [...] Trust me, with the Grotto stash we'll need them.

Patterson, Park, Frankie, Castillo, Laurel, Armstrong, Ty, Wainwright, Hertz, and Valentine: Some little birdies told me that each of you has a familiar smart enough to take something from A to B and keep it with them. Can they contribute to the cause? We need one at each set of houses' cabins tomorrow to keep the bags out of sight once once filled. We need as much time as we can get to finish the charms so find McBride or I me at breakfast tomorrow and I'll hand over the bag for your familiar.

Decourt, Gray, Morales, McBride, Ivanova, Kramer, and Wilde: Can you spread the word to friends both trustworthy and needful, and do so quietly?

The following should already be obvious to you:

• If you know your prefect will have a serious problem with concealing contraband and you get caught by them, you're on your own.
• Be as discreet as you possibly fucking can and you'd better not snitch.
• If you stole Flint or Ivanova's jewelry and you take advantage of us to hide it, you're a goddamn fucking dirtbag and I hope you rot.

[WARDED PRIVATE]

FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT FUCK HELL COCKSUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK

FUCK

( OOC notes on how this will go down. )

Hey Micah,
( Cut for giving Micah a taste of his own medicine )

[posted immediately after her cabin search has ended. fellow azurcrests might have heard a melodramatic screech shortly before anyone entered/she was sent to wait outside. but it's riley. i'm sure that happens a lot.]

[Warded to Katya, Levi, Diego, Casey, Cameron]
I DROPPED ALL OF IT
I DROPPED
ALL
OF
IT

IT’S ALL GONE

WE NEED TO GO TO LOGAN

WHO IS DRAGGING THEIR ASSES TO LOGAN WITH ME

NOOOOOOO!


My contrabanas are not a problem. I need them.

[Micah & Jaime]

Hi, Micah!!! I hope your room check went well?

Me and Jai Castillo were talking about No-Maj cult films to watch (and a possible movie club?? Ooh!!) and since you're the resident movie expert, I thought we should ask you what you think?

I made a list of ten, but let me copy it here:

★ - I own these and have them with me
☆ - Will need to buy or borrow


★ Rocky Horror
★ The Princess Bride
★ Labyrinth
★ The Dark Crystal
★ Edward Scissorhands (!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this one!)
☆ Barbarella (We started talking about movies because he mentioned Jane Fonda and then I brought up her role in Barbarella! I think it's worth the watch!)
☆ The Craft
☆ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
☆ Young Frankenstein
☆ Donnie Darko

I listed popular cult classics that are probably going to be easy for his brother to acquire online, but you know more than me! What do you think of this list? Do you have any more to add?

Ariadne! What did your bracelet that you lost look like?

If these masks for the masquerade are supposed to conceal our identities, does it change or conceal the appearance of our clothes too? Hypothetically speaking, if someone wanted to wear their sweatpants and be comfortable for the whole night could they get away with it?

Asking for a friend.

[Warded to New Kid Calvin's brother Damon Evercreech]

Or what's the OTHER NAME you go by? Dimitri? WHATEVER. You KNOW who you are.

You're taking me to the dance. It's on FRIDAY. I'll make ALL the arrangements.

( wards: susana, zoey & jeffy, quinn, reid, henrietta, and levi )

CONGRATULATIONS to RUSSELL HOLLAND DECOURT, my brother, who did an excellent job being born this weekend (February 18!!). My parents sent me a picture but honestly he looks like he needed to spend a little more time in the oven before coming out so I'm not putting it in here. I'll show you guys one after he gets cuter.

( A letter from a certain ex-girlfriend, Seraphina, that arrived by owl a day ago )

[Warded to Asher]

I found the letter Seraphina sent you. You dropped it after we left the Lodge.

[...]

Tell me you aren't actually fucking considering this?

[Warded to Leo - Added Later]

I think I just had a fight with my best fri Asher.

[...]

You up to hit some Bludgers? I need to hit something.

This is a notification for all students regarding a change in rule enforcement.

( Please take the time to read it in its entirety. )

[Warded to Levi]

[...]

I know we already discussed this. And that it isn't a surprise. But I hope we're all ri

Hopefully this will go better than I'm anticipating, but

Can I see you later? Before you go to Astronomy tonight? [...] Nothing serious. It'd just be nice, that's all.