Gooseberry High

[Warded to Calvin and Micah]
So who else thinks we should find a porch to sit on and eat galaxy candies under the stars? NATURAL HIGH.

Ok, not natural, but definitely not against the rules since the school literally awarded them to us.

We can call it Palentines Eve.

This grading system would be a lot more helpful if I knew what the hell any of these even mean.

How are we supposed to become the "HOTTEST TRASH ON THE HEAP" or "[insert generic and over-romanticized literary couple]" if I don't even have a comprehensive rubric?

Today, all meals will be planned by the winners of the senior bonding event, Tess Noble and Quinn Cunningham. The house elves will execute the following dishes to the best of their ability, as selected by Tess and Quinn:

( TODAY'S MENU )

If you want to enjoy an impulsive, food-driven ic/ooc, then please use this post to have fun and chat with other characters!

This shit list, what the fuck is this shit? Also, the fuck there so many stairs in this school? Fucking leg hurts like goddamn bullshit. I ain't no couple.

As to not let it get lost in the shuffle, Happy Birthday a day early Vee. Come find me for a few little things.

[Warded to Hazel Keating]

Hey Haze.

[...] You OK???

What the fuck is wrong with this school?

[Isaiah]

Sorry. I don't think

Fuck.

[Casey]

Are you supposed to get flowers for a dude you've made out with a couple times

[Diego, Ravi, & Addy]

[...]

Isaiah's mentioned being friends with you guys or maybe Addy is just stalking him, I'm not really sure and

You probably saw that stupid list and


okay, I just need to know if he's the kind of guy who would want one of those dumb flowers for Valentine's Day

Oysters and chorizo? Really? I love it here, already. You all sure do get in the spirit for Valentine's Day.

[Warded to Calvin]
Just testing out these wards. Very clever. I think I've done it right?

Thank you for the journal, Calvin. Flipping through has been a very educational experience.

Did I see your name on that list in the lodge? That list in the lodge is interesting. Normal occurrence here?

What does

I didn't realize

I don't even look like Casey Patterson!


I've said it before. Never a dull moment.

[Mean Girls ward -- YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE]

If the Masquerade isn't totally amazing, it won't be for lack of funds.

I hope someone's bringing a camera to breakfast tomorrow.

It might have been one of the silliest bonding activities yet, but the Sophomore Hide and Seek was stupid fun. Where did everyone end up hiding? I went for one of the showers in the weight room and I still managed to hold out for nearly the whole game!

Well, the sophomore hide and seek thing was pretty fun, but what to do with a prize that's meant to be eaten but is too pretty to eat?

SHOUTOUT to my two favorite blondes MARILYN & SYLLA for being the hottest new power couple of 2014. as marilyn's ex-fiancee (possibly current fiancee? we never officially broke it off) i bless this union and wish you both many, many years of happiness and perfect hair days

3/10.
I wish murder freshman would post their KILL* LIST!!!!

*"not for real"

[Saira]
Hey so m
Do you want to sit in the library and ignore eacho
Oh my god

Who wants to have a hallucinogenic chocolate eating party with me?! I'm happy to share!

(Half of my box belongs to Hazel, though!)

((And a couple for Micah for his traumatizing experience ♥))

[Warded to Xavier]

I wanted to apologize for my reaction to yesterday's events. I may have overreacted and given you the impression that I find you

[...]

I have no interest in being alone on Valentine's Day and you aren't terrible to look at and someone appears to be quite keen on the idea of us being together and we shouldn't be completely dismissive of the ideas of fourteen year olds as they are the future of our world or some nonsense.

So what do you say? There's a tea scheduled tomorrow in the greenhouse and I'd appreciate an escort.

Maybe I should be more outraged about this list? But I don't really see what's wrong with the rankings I saw that included me. Being called hot isn't a bad thing, and pointing out facts also isn't a bad thing. Though he's not just a rich I read it with the underlying tone that we're annoying too, but. #sorrynotsorry?

The fact that it was later crossed out and BARF was written next to it might seem a little off-putting, but I feel like it goes along with the tone that we're over-exaggerated in our cuteness. A win, I say. I'll gladly be BARF with you, Ras ♥! It could be so much worse. And it's the day of ~love~ here soon. Gotta stay in the spirit, after all.

(I am very glad the comment didn't include the vomit flavor of those jelly beans, though. Just sayin.)

Change of plans everyone! I am now going to marry my power couple blonde bombshell cutie Sylla, and Clem the dark haired warrior (omg I'm writing a story as I speak this) is going to join us. We just have too much love to give to be put in a defining box. ♥

But in EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE DOLL!!!!

[Warded to Olivia]

Hey pretty lady. Despite my apparently complicated love life, I wanted to ask you if you had anyone to go to the tea tomorrow with? And if not, would you want to go with me?