Gooseberry High

You are all idiots. It's called the Ornery Oak for a reason. And no wonder. I'd be ornery too if teenagers kept trying to climb me against my will and someone is going to make a dirty joke out of this, damn it.

There's a bruise coming in on my side that looks like the contiguous United States. Does that mean anything? Is there a subschool of Divination for bruises? Bruisomancy?

[Warded to Sophomores]

Sorry about Potions today. Look, the smoke smell will come out of your clothes. And your hair. And everything else. Eventually. Que sera, sera and all that? At least class today wasn't totally boring.

My bad.

[Warded to Garrett]

You're not still worrying about The Explosion, are you? It's not a big deal. Plus, it was sort of funny? [...] I can feel you worrying from here. Anyone could mistake bdellium for belladonna. And everyone thinks I did it anywa

If you're still worrying after OE, I'm pushing you in the lake.

For real, okay? You don't need to worry.

[Warded to Addy]

Anything you've heard about me (or Gar) today is a filthy lie! We're still excellent Potioneers!


[OOC: SO. Rin and I realized this evening that the twins' timetables were built incorrectly. WHOOPS. Can we all pretend for the length of this post that there was a Potions class today or that this was posted on another day? I'd delete but there are about seventy comments. So. Sorry!!]

Happy birthday, Avery!

The best most beautiful Captain in the woooorld! (Sorry, Chris.)

Knowing that Mrs O'Hare is married to THE Dr O'Hare is one of the biggest teacher related surprises since... well, finding out that Mr Hightower and Mr Oakes are married, actually.

HEY CHEER PEOPLE. I broke my wrist yesterday (lol oops, worth ittttt) so I'm giving it a rest today and tomorrow to make sure it's 110% but after that Imma bust out some sick cheerleading moves to practice for school team tryouts - anyone want to join me over the weekend??

Non-cheer people also welcome if you want to 1) watch me be awesome, 2) get taught by me how to do a cartwheel (apparently some people don't know how to do cartwheels and that is unacceptable??), or 3) try to throw me in the air with the promise that you will catch me and not make me break my wrist again.

Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY thanks again for saving me from the woods