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Isaiah Covington ([info]icovington) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-09 10:05:00

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Entry tags:! journal, isaiah covington

You are all idiots. It's called the Ornery Oak for a reason. And no wonder. I'd be ornery too if teenagers kept trying to climb me against my will and someone is going to make a dirty joke out of this, damn it.


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[info]hanshotfirst
2017-02-09 03:11 pm UTC (link)
that tree was being a damn softie I seen it do way worse

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Thank Merlin.

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[info]gonnabefamous
2017-02-09 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Important question:

How do you get consent from a tree.

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 04:25 pm UTC (link)
You don't.

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[info]gonnabefamous
2017-02-09 04:28 pm UTC (link)
So you're saying we have a big moving tree and we can't even climb it.

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 04:32 pm UTC (link)
It does seem that way.

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[info]gonnabefamous
2017-02-09 04:35 pm UTC (link)
That seems dumb.

I mean I read the Bible and I'm pretty sure you don't stick a tree there and tell people "absolutely no" unless you secretly mean yes, or you wouldn't have put the tree there.

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 11:23 pm UTC (link)
There's an Ornery Oak in the bible?

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[info]gonnabefamous
2017-02-11 02:46 am UTC (link)
No, but there's a big tree with tempting fruit full of knowledge right smack dab in the middle of everything.

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[info]solveforx
2017-02-09 03:33 pm UTC (link)
It seemed pretty nice to me. More of a Misunderstood Maple, maybe.

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 04:25 pm UTC (link)
It's definitely an Oak.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-02-09 03:58 pm UTC (link)
So all we had to do to make you ornery was climb you?

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 04:11 pm UTC (link)
I should have known it would be you.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-02-09 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Admit it. You were waiting for it to be me

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I plead the fifth.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-02-09 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Basically an admission of guilt. Don't worry, Isaiah. I'm always gonna be here to make dirty jokes at your expense.

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 04:39 pm UTC (link)
I can't tell you how relieved I am, Chris.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-02-09 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Ah no explanation necessary. I can practically hear the relief is your words.

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 11:21 pm UTC (link)
I assume it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Or do they?

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[info]caritasmitis
2017-02-09 06:40 pm UTC (link)
All idiots? Hey, you didn't see me climbing it!

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I meant those who did. You are brilliant, as usual.

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[info]caritasmitis
2017-02-12 11:29 am UTC (link)
So speaks a man with the right ideas!

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[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-09 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Yea, probably, but it wasn't anything the Healer couldn't fix. Hurt like hell though.

Never been tempted, Scribbles?

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[info]icovington
2017-02-09 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure it did. Healer Mufferaw give you a lecture while he fixed you up?

To climb a tree that wants nothing more than to break the bones of the people who climb it? Nope. Not me.

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[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 01:27 am UTC (link)
Sent me on my way with a lollipop and everything.

Too bad. It was quite a thrill.

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[info]icovington
2017-02-11 01:28 am UTC (link)
Aren't you a lucky, lucky boy?

Well, at least you enjoyed yourself.

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Isaiah
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 01:35 am UTC (link)
Would've been better if there'd been someone around to kiss it better.

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]icovington
2017-02-11 01:36 am UTC (link)
Casey didn't oblige?
Don't be an idiot, Covington

How's it feeling now?

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 01:43 am UTC (link)
Good as n

[...]

Still sore. Definitely still sore.

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]icovington
2017-02-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
Hmmm.

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 01:50 am UTC (link)
Ever considered a career as a Healer?

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]icovington
2017-02-11 01:51 am UTC (link)
No, actually, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 02:06 am UTC (link)
Well then, Healer Covington. Me and my collarbone could use some attention.

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Re: Isaiah/Jacob
[info]icovington
2017-02-11 02:44 am UTC (link)
When you put it like that...

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Isaiah/Jacob (lmao WHOOPS)
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 02:58 am UTC (link)
Have I successfully convinced you to make a house call?

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Isaiah/Jacob (lmao WHOOPS)
[info]icovington
2017-02-11 03:22 am UTC (link)
Say please.

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 03:37 am UTC (link)
[...]

Please?

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Re: Isaiah/Jacob
[info]icovington
2017-02-11 03:40 am UTC (link)
All right. Where are you?

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 03:55 am UTC (link)
Library. That's typically a safe bet.

You in the music room?

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Re: Isaiah/Jacob
[info]icovington
2017-02-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
Yes. Also a sage bet. The safest bet.

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Isaiah/Jacob
[info]shirtsoptional
2017-02-11 04:05 am UTC (link)
How about I come to you then. Somehow doubt Petrichor's too concerned about my collarbone.

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