Gooseberry High

I caught the Snitch! TWICE!!!

Maybe I should try for Quidditch next year.

[Warded to Sophomores]

Kiss anyone EXCITING last night??????

Wow, definitely a busy few days! The play is going to be an absolute BLAST. I'm really looking forward to it.

As for the party, well, it was good to let off some steam for sure.

Ravi

Can I ask you something?

Cricket

Hi...

Nate

Hi...

I guess the part wasn't that bad.

Maybe I even had f

[Warded to Christopher]

YOU ARE SUCH A DICK.

[Warded to Ryan]

How are your memory charms because I need something wiped from my mind forever please and thanks.

What a night. [...] I don't actually remember half of it.

Sorry if I did anything weird! Because I'm sure that I did! Please don't hold it against me! Thank you everyone!

So, how're you all feeling? How did your night go?

[Chris Warded Private]

So
Please don't
Do you remember what we
I have your coat

Anybody know why the fuck I woke up with a rock in my pocket? I got a fucking bruise now.

[warded to Diego]

Did you steal my fucking coat?

[warded to Quinn]

Have you seen my coat?

I remember exactly what we talked about

Have you seen my coat?

[warded to Rosy]

Did you steal my fucking coat in your drunken stupor?

[warded to Rafael]

I would like to report a theft.

My coat is missing and I'm 100 percent sure it's not my fault.

So how was your date? Have you caught the theif yet?

So this is what 18 feels like.

Those of you who do this regularly are animals. When do you people have time to do your homework?

I hope everyone’s heads do not hurt too much this morning. Or that you at least have a suitable remedy.

For everyone I did not have a chance to congratulate in person (and even the ones I did), congratulations on the recent auditions! (It seems we will be getting to know each other much better, Cameron!)

[Warded to Mina]

About last night

I am sorry if I

If you ever get tired of running lines with Diego, I would be happy to practice with you.

How I made it though the night without getting a hangover this morning is pure magic. All I can remember is how awesome I am at drinking games. Except with Tess...

There is no way that what I'm feeling is a hangover.

There is no way that what I'm feeling is just a hangover. Does anybody know if The Plaid Wonder does house calls? Or cabin calls, I guess.

Or we can cut out the middle man and one of you can just kill me. Speak softly, carry a big stick, and just give me one good whack in the head. Please. It'd be a mercy.

[Warded to Azurcrest Quidditch team]

I'm not going to make it to practice this afternoon so dodge your own damn Bludgers.

[Warded to Rafael]

I need to apologize before I die: I was a screwball last night. I wasn't expecting I was drunk, and I was awkward. Sorry. I hope your date ended on a good note.

You and Fiori make a pretty hot couple. He's a good guy. You deserve h You'll make beautiful babies

[Warded to Ty]

That was You're amazi That was a mistake I had a really We shouldn't ha Do you want to Please don't tell Raf Want to come over Should we talk We should talk fuck this

[Added later & Warded to Azurcrest]

If I die before tomorrow's snowball fight I have but one final request.

Pulverize the foxes.

Follow all rules, cause no unnecessary harm, practice good sportsmanship.

But also, destroy them.

I'm never drinking again.

... Well, I don't know about the rest of you but I had a great time. I'm refreshed and ready for the game next week.

P.S.: WHO'S YOUR TYPHOID MARY NOW?? MONOGAMY, BITCHES!!!


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[Cecil]

Well, the present you left me is way bigger than the one I left you. You've really outdone yourself. I didn't know you had it in you.

Woke up this morning with a slight hangover, but otherwise fine, and went about my day as I normally do. BUT NOW?? NOW I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TOMATO AND I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A FEVER. And, as if that wasn't bad enough Boba refuses to cuddle with me anymore and I have a feeling that If I go see Mufferaw I'll end up trying to cuddle with him while simultaneously giving myself beard burn by rubbing my face against his.

Overall I think last night was a success?? And now I want two double-doubles animal style with grilled onions and a strawberry pineapple smoothie.

ADDY
Let me tell you all about how Henrietta Gray is the best kisser in this school. Because she is, and so worth getting sick. 10/10 would make out with and grope again.

Who: Tabitha Ogletree and OPEN
When: Saturday afternoon
Where: Just outside Ribbonfin, by the stream
What: Tabitha is tired of feeling sad.

( She'd had just enough sense to wrap up warm before she left Ribbonfin, but all her tendencies towards actually taking care of herself had disappeared by the time she'd spotted a convenient looking rock to sit on. )

Maybe I just don't drink enough. I feel like I'm absolutely, 100%, legitimately dying now. I didn't even feel that bad this morning.

Is this normal? I see others are feeling bad too, so, maybe it is.