[There is a sound that follows her impatient sigh, a rustle of paper perhaps.]I understand that now is a jovial time filled with dancing, drink, food and ...
[she clears her throat.] rutting.
However, I would much appreciate that if when engaging in copulation people would be more aware of their surroundings. If it were up to me, and I am sure others, it would be disallowed in the library, but should you find yourself unwilling to vacate please, please, please don't do it on my notes and journals!
Do you know how hard it is to remove bodily fluids from parchment? Very!
Thank you.