faefeasts: the midwinter gala - IC

[She is snarly, and angry, smacking her lips a moment after eating the confectionery.]

I will bloody well pay someone to sew my lips together until this thing passes.

BITCH BITCH BITCH WHINE WHINE WHINE

For a bunch of nearly cosmic entities, you all sure as fuck complain a lot. God, it's amazing your royalty hasn't just razed this place to the ground and started over. It's a party! Go have fun!

That was...

Interesting. And not unpleasant.

I've just now noticed that, despite the fact that I've been smoking since arriving here, my cigarette case has never once become completely empty. I haven't been the one refilling it.

Somehow this has managed to be quite possibly the most disturbing thing yet about this whole unnerving situation.

[Uaine's voice again, soft. Disappointed.]

I fear I may be the only one who will miss my old form.

I do not enjoy being a source of amusement for the king or the queen.

Is there someone I might appeal to in order to be left out of such games in the future?

It is good to see that the world is back on order once more.

[The Librarian's handwriting is tall and precise, with just the slightest flourish. There is little nonsense to his words.]

I would like to remind all that while your presence in the library is appreciated, I would request that all encounters that are even remotely sexual be taken to the reading rooms or out of the library itself. I do not appreciate tripping over tangled limbs on my way to fetch a book.

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