faefeasts: the midwinter gala - IC

You know, I have always- and this might be my half-baked, human pudding mind talking here- but I have always wondered how the outside of the castle relates to the inside of the castle. Like take for instance you're on the roof. What room are you sitting over? Is it different for everyone in the castle? Say, if somebody rapped on a shingle-

[this is Isegrim very obviously knocking on a shingle]

Would you only hear that sound in one room? Or would it be possible for two people in another room to hear that sound and think it was coming from opposite directions? [knocks again] Questions, questions.

In any case, there's one hell of a view up here.

So does this thing happen often? Like one minute you're eating a fruit tart and then suddenly you go from having a vagina to having the most awkward food boner ever?

[His voice is light and playful. It starts out a bit mumbly, as if he doesn't expect anyone to be listening, but then becomes clear enough.]

Hey there, little buddy. What are you up to? Nope. Come here. Come on. Aren't you a skittish little thing today? What's gotten into you? Ha!

[pause]

Ha... Didn't know the mic was hot, as the humans would say. Guess I ought to take this opportunity to ask how y'all are doing. So... how y'all doing? If you're interested, I'm having a grand time. And if you're not, you obviously haven't tried the prosciutto, goat cheese and fig jam canapés. To die for. I should just glue them to my ass now and save my body some time and trouble. C'est la vie.

[Lin addresses it to everyone only because she can hardly be reminded to think individually of everyone she'd like to speak to. The wisp sounds distracted and apt to break off at any moment if something more interesting comes along.]

There is a boy here in a dress and the dress is shedding sparkles. I tried sticking them back on the train, but I don't think he noticed, or maybe he didn't care. I'm starting a collection now. Does anyone want any stars? They aren't as nice as the real thing of course, but they still shine.

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