Wisp: Isegrim → Everyone [His voice is light and playful. It starts out a bit mumbly, as if he doesn't expect anyone to be listening, but then becomes clear enough.]
Hey there, little buddy. What are you up to? Nope. Come here. Come on. Aren't you a skittish little thing today? What's gotten into you? Ha!
[pause]
Ha... Didn't know the mic was hot, as the humans would say. Guess I ought to take this opportunity to ask how y'all are doing. So... how y'all doing? If you're interested, I'm having a grand time. And if you're not, you obviously haven't tried the prosciutto, goat cheese and fig jam canapés. To die for. I should just glue them to my ass now and save my body some time and trouble. C'est la vie.