Hey vigilante types, how about you do some coordination next time? It would've been bollocks if you'd scheduled your dragon shenanigans the same day as the "let's send Muggles to the Ministry of Magic entrance" shenanigans.
TODAY, THE MINISTER ADMITTED THAT HE OBLIVIATED A CITIZEN *WITHOUT* THE LEGAL INTERVENTION OF THE OBLIVIATOR OFFICE!!! HE IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR JOBS!!! Please sign my petition to prevent him from stepping on our toes any further!! Fight for Obliviators' job security!! Fight for change!! BE the change!!