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hi, cam. can i talk to you for a sec?

as long as you're not picky about where your family will go, we can help

hey i could use your company today

that offer for drinks still on?

hi

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alastor and i went to cynthia's and

she's dead
someone killed her

we found her body and someone had transfigured it into a ventriloquist doll and her head was hanging from her head at an awkward angle and

we brought her body back

cynthia is dead

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happy birthday, lovely 😙

i'm going to meet up macnair this weekend at his store, i think. shouldn't need backup as it should just be a routine "check in", but just in case, someone being in the vicinity would be great. maybe cyn or charity, depending on who isn't as busy this weekend?

sooooooo we should go sailing or something. fishing? do you know how to fish? i think that's something i should learn, just to say i can do it

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lina warded the public members of cav with something she found from rodolphus lestrange's secretary:

[the bill is copy/pasted]

so... you know. that's a thing that's probably going to exist very soon

what do you know about a marriage bill?

hi you. give me some info about space or astronomy or w/e it is that you find fascinating bc i could use some distraction rn

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hey

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congrats 🎉

i may have done something that i'm not sure i'm proud of

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i said his name when the death eater came

his = you know who

so did cynthia, i remember this

and dedalus diggle said she and her friend were attacked because of that too

and the death eater that attacked me said before leaving: "this is what happens to people who take our lord's name in vain" and i didn't realise it until now but now everything makes sense

so uh, don't say that douchenozzle's name again, i guess

you're okay?

i need help

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a death eater found me at my house and idk how and some flesh on my shoulder is gone and i could use help please thanks

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hey, any reports about ludo bagman in the dmle? missing or in custody or anything?

i know i'm a "criminal" and you shouldn't be talking to me, but this is important

so please help. i wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important

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so i guess my sister is part of the dark army now

that's a thing

bert - she didn't register at all?

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you should meet me at the catapults ground tonight, around 11pm. we should talk

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pirate radio wants to interview us. what do you lot think? i would love to be a part of it, honestly. and given that we are talking to the augurey anyway, this shouldn't hurt.

and also now i know who is behind it. pretty sure he wouldn't be lying about it. but anyway, it's octavius pepper.

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since abel is gonna be a year older tomorrow, thought it'd be nice to have a night of dorkery. you're all more than welcome to come to my place tomorrow night. let me know asap though. and let's make it a potluck?

want to take a night off tomorrow and watch something on netflix? i'll even be nice and get you pizza bc i'm amazing like this

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the healer with me said i was imperiused so there's that, except i don't know who it was or when it happened or anything, so if i've said or done something strange or un-tristan-like i am very sorry

and please get used to my kick-ass eyepatch because that's going to be a permanent part of my body now

also i quit work so there's that

i got your note :)

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officially signed a new lease and moving out of cardiff. i almost feel like i'm betraying the beloved city, but it is what it is. will be moved out by the end of the month and moving to birmingham, so that's that. i decided i won't be changing my official address at work, though, because of reasons

still not going to move?

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if anyone spots rothbard, please bring him to the holding cell. he is the number one suspect on the burke death, and after his fleeing, it only becomes worse.

hey you

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hi cam! how're you doing today?

and in the interest of not beating around the bush, i just wanted to see if you had some time to talk about what happened a few days ago?

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can anyone point me in a direction of housing available that's nowhere near cardiff? i have to get temp housing in light of the weekend's events and besides residing at my desk at work, idk where to go. not to my parents' or siblings' houses because i dnw anyone to track me back there and it's better to live alone at this point

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update on the dark mark in plymouth that kingsley and i went to visit:

• residents: colin and maisie larson
  
• wards were taken down, looks like the prominent ones were caterwauling charm and a paralysis ward
  
• two-floored house, two bedrooms on the first floor, none on the ground floor
  
• bedroom one: body of colin found, no sign of struggle, wand was on the bedside, body was slumped over
  
• bedroom two: body of maisie found, door looks blasted in, signs of spell damage outside the door in the hallway

neighborhood seems to be a mixed one, so we need obliviators out there to take care of the muggles for the dark mark

please let me or kingsley know if you need more info

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i feel like a right prat but i've been looped up in this burke thing that i haven't had time to visit you in the hospital and i'm an idiot so how're you doing? i've got some leads on this burke case so i'm working on it, but i'm not giving you details because you're not supposed to be working

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should have fought longer, harder, better. should have caught this piece of shit. seems to have it in for gawain - why?

idiot, roper. idiot.

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can i talk to you about something? it's auror-related, but not a specific case-related and i know things have been a bit mental lately which is why it's probably better to talk about it now

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looks like the portuguese government is still not willing to give up the reports they've found, but hopefully mrs zabini can make headway with her latest trip there

we'll wait and see. just wanted to catch you up on the latest info, even if it's not much

i know we all have our own lists, but who are your suspects for death eaters?

how well do you know knockturn?

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when you have a moment, i'd love to speak to you about your trip. standard dmle protocol, etc.

no new evan-isms recently to keep me distracted, is there? :(

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