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While the technology of Hooter clearly does still need some work in regards to safety measures, the service is being adopted by a growing number of individuals, especially younger ones.

As such, I have decided—after much consideration, I assure you—to expand my medical advising service to include Hooter as well as my existing column in the Daily Prophet. I hope that by doing this, more people who wish to ask questions before making a trip to St. Mungo’s, or who for whatever reason would not prefer to write in to my column in the Prophet, will have a way to seek guidance in medical matters.

I assure you all that I will take the utmost care to protect my account and my readers. I do recommend using the Prophet rather than Hooter for anyone who would prefer to remain anonymous when seeking my assistance.

The name for this Hooter account will be @spleenexplains. Feel free to follow it.

I will also make a note here: Should my account begin posting Hoots that contain the capitalization of nearly every word, rest assured that it has not been hacked. This will merely be a sign that my mother has temporarily absconded with my Hooting device.