Dec. 1st, 2016 at 11:25 PM
[Imogen]
So.
Should I start with 'I Told You So'? Or a sarcastic golf clap? Or both at the same time?
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[Imogen]
So.
Should I start with 'I Told You So'? Or a sarcastic golf clap? Or both at the same time?
[DMLE]
Well, seeing as how I'm starting today it only seems right that I introduce myself.
Hello! I'mHeraclenew Hitwizard, Heracles Crabbe. You can call me Herc. You probably know my wife Imogen, from the Obliviator Officebut I can promise there's no nepotism at. I'm hoping that my former business connections and what I learned there will help me chip in around here. Looking forward to working with you all.
Also, I take my coffee black, two sugars, if someone's in charge of that.
[Ministry DEs]
Hello.
[Adam Goldstein]
So, this may get slightly awkward, so I thought I'd be decent and ward you before we ran into each other.
But I'm a Hitwizard now. When are you working next? I'm wondering how our shifts will line up.
[Death Eaters in the DMLE]
So the whole 'running Pirate Radio' thing is still illegal, yes? Not just tragically 'adult virgin' sad, right?
Because I've tracked down the person who was running it for you. Maybe I should apply to be a Hitwizard.
[Outer Circle DEs]
You know, I really don't like this beacon thing.
[Goldstein]
So. Still seeing someone?
[Outer Circles DEs]
Should I get a job at the Ministry? It seems like everyone's doing it these days.
[Adam]
Hey.[Rudolphus]
Hey. No, wait, Bella
[Rita]
Hey.
[Evan]
Hey.
[Thor]
Hey.
['Accidentally' warded to Leslie]
Rodolphus,
As we were discussing, I think I've got an 'in' at the Prophet now. Which will help with how muddy things have been getting over there. Miss Skeeter seemed like she'd be receptive to seeing me again and discussing more secrets. I'd say 'passionate' about continuing our relationship, even.
[Warded to Rita]
I just wanted to thank you for an incredible evening. I thought of sending flowers, but figured that might err on the side of 'tacky'. I'd love to see you again.
[Outer Circle]
I would like to remind you all that no matter what grievances we may have with each other, running and telling teacher because you're scared is a pussy move befitting a Hufflepuff. Grow a spine.
[Rita]
I believe we discussed dinner once upon a time, and I promised you stories and scandal?
I'd hate to be the kind of man who goes back on his word, so when's good for you? This weekend, perhaps. I can get us a table at Lyricalia. Lovely place.
[Imogen]
Alright, consider this a white flag on the field. Where do you want me to make reservations for your birthday? I was thinking about trying to surprise you, but I didn't want to book us at a sushi place only to find out you hate fishand tear me a new one. So name wherever you want, and I'll get us in.
[Adam]
My flat tonight? I could do with indulging in some sin. And some coddling. Sin-coddling?
[The Outer Circle]
If I'm found dead somewhere in the next few days, it was Imogen.