Jan. 31st, 2017 at 5:45 PM
so apparently Ol Lady Thurkell has a son? he sounds just like her
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so I'm going to be a dad again?
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so I'm going to be a dad again?
sorry mates that I haven't been able to come to all the things you've been inviting me to do. also thanks for hexting me
in case you're wondering, this is what I've been up to:
- jessica jones
- nick cage
- spartacus
- archer
- bojak
- luther
- friends
- skins
- shameless
hi
I hope I'm not bothering you but it's kind of important. I heard about what happened to Potter and his wife said that You-Know-Who was going after the baby???
does your group have any idea why? also i wanted to show you this: ( cut )
are you still alive?
not gonna talk about what just happened
so just a quick fyi for everyone, there are going to be some changes in the spirit division and I went over it with my team but since we all do all the things when we need to and are a bit understaffed now I just wanted to make sure the lot of you all know
I'm going to be devising a new filing system for our archived paperwork on spirits that have crossed over because we've had too many cases this last year of spirits that actually just pretended to cross over but haven't (aka the Carrigan effect) and then come back months or years later to bother us again. right now everything is arranged by the date the case was closed, which is fine and dandy for regular closed cases but not when suddenly these ghosts are back and bothering us again and we need to dig up their files
I'm also going to be updating some of the paperwork forms because they haven't been updated since 1898 and there's no room for any sort of notation on if the sighting was documented via social media which could be a major issue, and it still references back to form 58b which is the one that's just a list of the 14 different photography shops in the country at that time and is awfully out of date
also I'm going to create a new form for animal ghosts because we've been having to write in our own fields on the regular ghost form for too long and it's really not effective or useful
that's all let me know if you have any questions
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I know
hiya cutie
so congrats to us for a Full Moon well done
I mean a few people got bit and I think someone turned into a werewolf but also we STOPPED a lot of people from getting hurt? also we're all still alive and we can't say that every full moon
so let's have one of our usual pub nights! it's been a while. tonight, usual place — the Dead Stag. 9p. who knows, maybe we all won't be alive after the next full better make the most of it
hiya cutie
are you going to this gala thing on Monday?
okay so it was REALLY a good idea for me to plan my birthday party for next friday
if you didn't get the Owless Post invite lmk and I'll resend it, I've rented out a pub and we're all going to have a blast because it's going to be the #ASHERAGER2016 (please use that hashtag). it's going to be...
Hi Mrs Lestrange I have a favour to ask of you.
Respectfully,
Asher Greengrass
also fuck my life because now Ol' Lady Thurkell is calling and it's not even Monday, it's FRIDAY and I had lunch plans with my girlfriend but I haven't even eaten lunch now because this crazy old bint is convinced that her neighbour is a werewolf. she says she's staring at him right now he's out in the yard and she won't believe me that she's looking at a crup
she also thinks he's a half-vampire werewolf so there's that too. even though it's DAYLIGHT and NOT A FULL MOON.
also Vivi why did you defriend me on Wiztagram???
sorry I had to miss lunch. blame Thurkell.
so I've been to that set three times now and I can't find any sign of Matthew Morrison being a ghost
is Effie going to be okay? do you want me to be there to break it to her with you?
hi cutie
Hiya
In case you don't know me I'm Asher Greengrass. I'm a Critter and local thestral expert and Lou Wilkes boyfriend and also a poison victim a few weeks back.
I've received a suspicious package in the owl post here at work from a woman I've never met who I'm pretty sure has a vendetta against me. she sent me baked goods, and also recently told me in the journals numerous times that they weren't poisoned, which is pretty suspicious to me. like she's hiding that they are actually poisoned. she even included a note that says "DON'T GET POISONED" which is a clear indicator something isn't right here
I also very specifically never asked her to send me anything, and given her dislike of me and my status as a former poison victim, I'm very nervous about all this. so if someone could take these and look into it, I'd appreciate it. I don't want them.If you can send my girlfriend too that will
thanks,
Asher Greengrass
I'm going to spend to spend tomorrow night in the blasting quarry. I mean presuming I've still got fucking limbs after tonight, ha hait's not like we didn't see it coming bu
she's sentenced for LIFE
and on the FULL MOON AS IF IT WASN'T FUCKED ENOU
I'll be at the Aviery the rest of the week cos Michael's home for hols though. Izzy, distract him & don't let him follow me outside
this week is fucking shit. another full tonight. love you.
you updated your relationship status on WIZTAGRAM? I had to find out about two of my best mates dating THROUGH WIZTAGRAM????
did you hear about Lou and
I don't want to
d'you
one day back in Tweedmouth and I miss Carlton already. your ugly mug, not so much
ugggghhhhh, today.
do we have plans Wednesday? If not do you want to do something on Thursday? also lunch was boring without you yesterday I had to eat with PIP ewwww you know how much I can't stand pip 😂😂😂
but really stop being on active duty when I want to eat lunch with you
(jk but not really but jk)
so maybe let's not talk about that ever
so thanks for going with me to Pip and Clara's party. it was a lot of fun.
also thanks for snogging me a lot that was fun too.
anyone know why Bea is mad at me this time? it can't be for the same thing she was mad on Friday, she calmed down by the end of the day but then ever since yesterday there's been FIENDFYRE in her eyes every time she looks at me. she glared at me for taking some of the sweets montgomery left us and I wasn't even loading my pockets like usual, I just took a handful.
what is going on????????
also you lot had all better come to Thestral Thursday.
hiyaeven though you WON'T LET ME DONATE TO MY OWN TOWNyou're anti-purist
I wanted to see if we were still on for Thestral Thursday since I want to promote it to my friends and get a sponsored ad out on Hooter and Wiztagram. I've made all the changes you thought I should make to the presentation and it's just about finished AND I did a powerpoint for it too. I couldn't get an actual thestral but that's probably for the best, they're pretty big and also not everyone would be able to see them anyway
I think this is a really great event and will promote a lot of unity across the board so thank you for the opportunity
this thursday? next thursday? let me know.
yours,
Asher
@thestralboner69
hey beautiful. feeling any better?
hiya if anyone sees Bea walking around looking mad and possibly with a weapon in her hand please warn me
I'd appreciate it thanks
critter pub night on friday?
so I've been thinking about this for a while and I think we should all run @critters ??? i know Vivi wanted to run it too and pip would be really good at it and so maybe all of us except Jacob can have the password and run it. then it will be a little more accurate about the beasts and beings too
this has nothing to do with me not being able to post for 45 minutes because I'm worried everything I write will sound like a threat
because that's what @critters is
not threats but "IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL DIE OR WORSE"
guess who might be starting up a new start up
spent all weekend following that Mundungus guy. lost my wallet on accident doing it too. he definitely might be a wolf and here's why:
- he only ate meat the whole time I saw him.
- the people at shovel and meat seemed to know him so he probably goes there to eat meat a lot
- later when we went out for a pint he kept glancing at the moon
I'm going to haveanother datea pint with him again and I'll see what else I can find out.
I'm really worried about Old Lady Thurkell. she has called every single monday since I started working here so her not is very suspicious
can a Hit go check it out? I could go with you in case it's really a ghost but I don't think it is. also she knows me
oi I didn't know we could just move into any vacant desk we wanted.
you're going to have to move again when we get a new deputy head, Sloper.
I'm going to say it a million times but I'm sorry again for blasting you. you can hex me a lot in the training room I promise.
sorry about your sister
I didn't
I'm glad I met her before
sorry I flirted with your sister the morning she
you can stop glancing at me every twenty seconds, thanks
Clara clara clara I need you this is important.
not sure if you all know but there were a lot of werewolves at the Ministry
having a hard time finding a Healerwho's alivebecause we drove them off but we're all pretty hurt, me Vivi and Dirk.
not a great full.
sweet Salazar I think the Death Eaters were here 😍🎄
I'm at St. Mungo's
I've put a box of chocolates out in the breakroom for anyone who wants some!
what
I woke up in Gilderoy Lockhart's bed and we didn't even shag last night??? Now his weirdly cute cat is sleeping on his head, they're exactly the same
I'm going to snoop through his stuff tell me what you want to know about him.
recent events have made me think a lot lately. I mean really THINK.
we need to have a party to celebrate life. and to feel it.
tonight, the bathhouse, Greengrass estate.