Cuaditch In Character

Text Message to Leif Capper

✉️ Definitely the past.
✉️ Keep an eye on the network, keep track of anything suspicious.
✉️ I'm going to try and track down Gab and Cali.

Mu
If it's 2

I've seen floo malfunctions before, but this is really out there.

Resistance

Who else is here? Judging from the network, this isn't just a one-off.

I was on my way to (what I thought was) an important business meeting, but I was clearly mistaken. When the House of Nimue wants to license your new cape design for Spring 2053, you take the meeting.

... unless the Floo has different ideas. Hi there, Cuaditch. I'm Nora MacDougal-Jones. Yes, I'm pregnant. No, I will not design your maternity line. I have my own.

Now, where's the best place for a decaf tea and a nap?

Well, hello 2020.

So, wait, this is the DAY after Puddlemere murdered the Falcons right?

Merlin's stinky shit!

This is so cool!

Wait, has the party happened? The big one? Or is that tonight?

Why don't I have my copy of Quidditch Through the Ages with me? Ugh!!!!!

Of course there’s something odd going on in Cuaditch. What else is new? Makes me feel a little better knowing it isn’t just me in this situation, though.

I’m Ronan. Does anyone know where I could find either Terry Boot or Rolf Scamander?



Actually, never mind, I think I know where Rolf is.

What in the actual Godric Gryffindor's balls is going on???

This is not Islington. Why am I not in Islington??

This better be a joke. I was on my way to deal with some very nasty but incredibly creatures when I ended up here. I need to be there, not here.

This is annoying.

No wonder there were so many food-themed events this month. The universe wanted to butter us all up for what was to come.

[warded to NORMAL! Cuaditch residents]

Who put liquor in the Floo??

TEXT MESSAGE: TERRY BOOT

... so, hey, guess what

WE HAVE KIDS!!!!!

They're coming to the shelter to meet the orphan kneazles

and us, I guess.

So far, I don't have surprise children. I can't tell (yet) if I'm sad or relieved. But that doesn't mean I'm not here to help.

If anyone needs a place to crash, let me know. I've got extra space. And hopefully you've got a penchant for cooking.

This is going to be one place that will be really hard to mark on my map.

Enise Scamander here. Is anyone fixing the floo? I’m not sure my parents are going to accept “accidental time travel” as a valid excuse for missing my curfew.

I’m sure this is all very confusing for everyone. I can’t help with explanations of how or why this is happening, but I can extend an offer of brunch tomorrow at the bistro. For those of you stuck here from another time, it’ll be on the house.

Alicia

What do you need? Wine? Pizza night? Hugs? I can only imagine how strange this must feel even if I’m a little

Rocco & Leo

No future kids for us, yet. I’m not sure if that should be a disappointment or a relief.

TEXTS TO LAVENDER:

-- Hey.
-- We apparently have a seventeen year old.
-- I'm about to invite her to dinner (Rolf's having his kids ???!!! and Terry over), if you want to join us.