2:45 PM
Who in their right mind wants a dino toy that BITES! That actually bites! I get it, dinos are cool, they've got that mysterious thing about them and sure, we've got dragons, but where are the dinos? Are there dinos left? Are dragons Dinos? IS THAT WHY THIS STUPID LITTLE TOY BIT MY LEG?
People need answers about this!
🦖 - Toy Dinosaurs are running around Cuaditch today. A toymaker was in town visiting and accidentally dropped their bag. Careful, they bite.
🚰 - Someone dumped Veritaserum in the towns water. It's a rather strong dose. If you drank anything with town water in it, you find yourself unable to speak anything but the truth. It lasts for 72 hours until the water supply is cleaned out properly. The DMLE is after the person who did it.
Malcolm must tell the truth....
People need answers about this!
🦖 - Toy Dinosaurs are running around Cuaditch today. A toymaker was in town visiting and accidentally dropped their bag. Careful, they bite.
🚰 - Someone dumped Veritaserum in the towns water. It's a rather strong dose. If you drank anything with town water in it, you find yourself unable to speak anything but the truth. It lasts for 72 hours until the water supply is cleaned out properly. The DMLE is after the person who did it.
Malcolm must tell the truth....