Let's all be honest and know that there are no true hangover remedies other than abstaining completely; who wants to do that when there are people like you, though. I'm on my 5th cup of ginger tea and I'm finally feeling a bit more alive than a wadded up piece of sticky parchment.
I just wanted it out there in the world: I said a lot of things last night to a lot of people. None of what I said was false. (You're all very, incomprehensibly beautiful people.) I would have probably chosen to be a little more honourable about it.
So, I suppose I won't apologize. I'll simply promise to do better next time.