Carpe Diem Network

What: Journal post
When: October 22nd, morning

Wow look, I skipped breakfast.  Again.  Because I prefer getting another hour of sleep over listening to everyone bitch. 

What the hell is an eating disorder?  I didn't forget how to put food in my mouth and chew it.  It's not fucking arithmancy.

[Private to Ophelia, Skye, Gracie]
So I kissed him.  Or, he asked and I said yes. 

... What do I do now?

[Private to Steve]
Hey.  Morning. 

[Private to Raava]
Sorry.  Thanks. 

Type: Journal
Date: October 22; morning

Scribbler, you truly are an endless source of amusement.

Dead bodies? Really Riley. Is that the secret to your plant based success.

Type: Journal
Date: October 22nd; afternoon


House elves? Really?

Well I suppose that it's far from the worst rumor I've heard about me.

What: Journal post
When: October 22nd, morning, after the Scribbler

...well. It's not the worst. I guess I'll take that. I wish I didn't have to shave every morning, that would make my life a lot easier.

Isaac, respect the squid, he-or-she-or-it is a delicate and sensitive creature.

What: Journal post
When: October 22nd, afternoon

Sweet (kinkshaming/homophobia/gender policing/slutshaming) bro.

Also, mon ange, I have sworn in the past that I will love you for eternity and beyond, that I will follow you faithfully into the darkness and mystery of death, but if you're a Trump supporter then I will have to disown you. I'm sorry, but it is necessary.

What: Journal post
When: October 22nd, morning

...AM I A GHOST? I mean I never thought that I was a ghost or anything and I'm pretty sure that I exist, I fell out of bed this morning and almost got a black eye and it hurt so I think I'm real but what if that's just what I'm supposed to think? And I mean I do eat food and sleep but maybe it's ghost food and I'm not really sleeping? Or maybe ghosts do sleep! AM I A GHOST? I THINK I MIGHT ME A GHOST.

...I JUST TRIED TO RUN THROUGH A WALL AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT A GHOST. Unless that's a ghost wall. I will have to test this theory further. After I find an ice pack. Ow.

Also Steve I love you the bestest but I'm going to have to pretend that I don't know who you are in public.

[Private to Bucky]

I know these rumors are stupid and I probably exist but I just want to make sure that you're okay? Because I love care about you a lot.

[Private to Steve]

GO CHECK ON BUCKY. I asked him if he's okay but he's going to say that he is so you need to check on him and make sure that he really is. And maybe give him a hug. Definitely give him a hug. And then give him one from me.

Type: journal post
Date: October 22, afternoon

That explains a lot. I always wondered about my super obsession with space. Now I know.

What: Journal post
When: October 22nd, morning

Oh, apparently I haven't done a good enough job at not existing to get an honorable mention in the Scribbler.  I was hoping I'd make it to at least after the holidays before anyone picked up on my nonexistence.  So glad to find out I don't have a secret child with a professor who is actually a werewolf and we're both cheating on each other with half the school, at least.  Sure is fun to read about when it's not yourself.

It's not wrong though, Rhi really does eat too much cake.  The other things, I shall not comment upon.

Type: Journal Post
When: 10/22 8AM

It's called henna everyone. Mystery solved.

Type: Journal post
When: 10/22 6:30AM

( Look at how upset I am! )

Type: Journal post
When: 10/22 8:30AM


If you were curious, her name is Aerten.

Type: Owl Package To Bucky
When: 10/14 afternoon

( Wonders to behold )

Type: Journal post
When: 10/22, Evening (because he needed like the whole day to even think about how to respond)

I should have seen that coming...

Private to Tony

Are you You know it's not

Considering the number of rumors circulating around you, I thought I'd see how you were.

I'll shut up and leave you alone if that's preferable, of course.

Type : Journal
When : 10/22, 6:30am


Interesting. I'm popular in all the tabloids, clearly.

[Private to Adrian]
How do you want this handled?

Type : Journal
When : 8am 10/22

Absolutely. I'm totally a porn star. I'm pretty hot, don't you all think?

[Private to Adrian]
What can I do?

Type : Journal
When : After classes 10/22

Yes. My rumor is entirely true. It's not like my dad would murder us both. Well, more likely give his patented disappointed look at me and shake his head at Harry Professor Dresden.

Type: Journal Post
When: Oct. 22, mid-morning

What good are first years if they can't keep a journal from biting them?

I'm somewhat disappointed with the Scribbler. They were actually onto something last week but it looks like they've gone back into the land of fancy. Just when they were starting to build some journalistic integrity. Pity.

( BELLA; LYRA;  )

Type: Journal
Date: October 22nd; mid-morning

Is pink such a shocking color? I rather like some of the tones of it.

I would rather love a weekly pedicure though, if that was true I would be very happy.


[Private to Alec]

Are you alright? Come by my office if you need to.

Type: Journal Post
When Oct. 22, morning

Is it the facial hair? The duster? What about me is making these people assume I have an obsession with sex? I need a drink

(  MOLLY;  )

Type: Owl Post
When: Oct. 22, morning

( A message for Dominic Banks )

Type: Journal Post
When: Oct. 22, afternoon

I thought I was doing so well! Meru, I'm sorry, it's your sister I'm actually after! I hope you'll forgive me! Marina, please, don't be upset. It was the only way for me to get close to you!

Though it should be said, I'm grateful they said Marina. She's clearly the hottest Meru.

Oh man, the Scribbler just gets funnier and funnier.

Type: Journal
Date: October 22nd; afternoon

Oh come on. If I was going to have any kind of shrine it would be to Patrick Stewart. He is the better captain. I mean I love over acting as much as the next person but Stewart has presence.

Type: Journal
When: Thursday, October 22 @ breakfast

Really... they should check their sources. I mean, come on. I have two sisters. My 'hammer' is plenty mighty, ask anyone.

Also, I have two sisters. Believe me... it was hard to ignore them both growing up.

Type: Journal
When: Thursday, October 22nd @ 10am

Seriously? Me? A Death Eater? Come on now! I'm fascinated by Muggles, not repulsed or whatever. Plus, my newest tattoo is on my shoulder, thank you very much. Stupid Scribbler.

Type: Journal
When: Thursday, October 22nd @ 8am

Ok... so not entirely false, but not entirely true either. I'm not failing potions, but I am getting tutoring to do better.

Type: Journal
When: Thursday, October 22nd @ 7am

I may not be a professional pianist, but I'm certainly far above amateurs. I've actually been wanting to play for someone... would anyone be interested in hearing something I've been working on composing wise?

Type: Owl
When: Sunday, October 18th @ 9am

( Owl to Mariko Mimasaka )

Type : Journal
When : Around noon, 10/22

[Private to Friends- hexed against Adrian]
I won't be around for today. Maybe tomorrow too. I don't know. Things. Love you all.

[Private to Hufflepuff Quidditch]
Practice is cancelled tonight unless you want to run it, Oliver? I had a bit of something I have to deal with.

Type : Journal
When :Morning 10/22

No. I fight because people are stupid. This is proof I think.

Type : Journal
When: Around 5 pm, 10/22

Purple would suit better.

Type: Journal
When: Afternoon, Thursday October 22

In the last couple months, I have been accused of being a vampire, a werewolf, and I have been covered in sparkles...

Am I the only one caught in a Twilight novel?!

Type: Journal
Date: October 22nd; evening


[Filtered to the Hogwarts Professors]

I wanted to apologize for not attending my classes today. I was feeling under the weather.

I've spoken with my classmates and gotten the assignments and will make sure that they are turned in by their due date.

[/filter]


Can it be the weekend already?

Type: Journal
Date: 10/22/2015, afternoon


Best one yet. Again, not switch hitting (sorry guys), though that's not to say I wouldn't enjoy a great deal of you, you're all amazing. You just don't get my wand moving, that's all.

As for Hannah? Well, I mean, she is pretty fucking hot, and I am pretty fucking amazing. It makes a bit of sense.

[Filter to Hannah]

Why? Luke has nothing to be pissed about, it's a Scribblr.

Type: Journal
Date: October 22; afternoon


Well I've gone from kitten killer to a secret affair. A bit better I suppose. Too bad they didn't mention who it is. I myself would love to know who I'm secretly seeing

Type: Journal
When: Thurs. Oct. 22, afternoon

I AM INSULTED AND DISGUSTED!!!!!

Type: Owl to Skye
When: October 19th 10AM

( Rise, morning sun )