Oh, apparently I haven't done a good enough job at not existing to get an honorable mention in the Scribbler. I was hoping I'd make it to at least after the holidays before anyone picked up on my nonexistence. So glad to find out I don't have a secret child with a professor who is actually a werewolf and we're both cheating on each other with half the school, at least. Sure is fun to read about when it's not yourself.
It's not wrong though, Rhi really does eat too much cake. The other things, I shall not comment upon.