...AM I A GHOST? I mean I never thought that I was a ghost or anything and I'm pretty sure that I exist, I fell out of bed this morning and almost got a black eye and it hurt so I think I'm real but what if that's just what I'm supposed to think? And I mean I do eat food and sleep but maybe it's ghost food and I'm not really sleeping? Or maybe ghosts do sleep! AM I A GHOST? I THINK I MIGHT ME A GHOST.
...I JUST TRIED TO RUN THROUGH A WALL AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT A GHOST. Unless that's a ghost wall. I will have to test this theory further. After I find an ice pack. Ow.
Also Steve I love you the bestest but I'm going to have to pretend that I don't know who you are in public.
[Private to Bucky]
I know these rumors are stupid and I probably exist but I just want to make sure that you're okay? Because I love care about you a lot.
[Private to Steve]
GO CHECK ON BUCKY. I asked him if he's okay but he's going to say that he is so you need to check on him and make sure that he really is. And maybe give him a hug. Definitely give him a hug. And then give him one from me.