Type: Journal Post
Date: 9/23/2015
Listen, A). I'm not submissive, I'd be more than happy to try it once or twice, for fun, depending on the girl, but trust me. Totally not submissive.
And B). Look I've never made out with my first cousin. I don't even remember my cousin's name... and she's not really all that hot.
Now you're asking, if she was? Well, I suppose it would depend on how hot she was, how drunk I was, and how desperate I was.
The first one isn't reality, the second is, but the third one? Please. I've never been desperate in my life. Well not to that level at least.
There are plenty of women here I'd rather make out with on a daily basis, that are in no way related to me anyway. And far far more beautiful than my cousin. Probably more than just make out too... some I have even. Is this the TMI department? Eh, sex is fun not evil. Embrace free love ladies and gents.
Alright, uh, did anyone manage to get approval for the giant waterslide yet?