Aloooone again, in margaritavillleeeee ....

why is it never alone with better tasting booze? I'm trying to think of songs and it's like ..pina coladas? nah that's about love. milk and alcohol just sounds gross. and cold gin ... hm. that kinda tastses like pine cones.

COLD GIN IT IS

[text to Pepper]
> Hey honey, did HR ever make hard ass rules about me bringing booze to work?

> I can't ask by poking my head around the doorway in there. They grab torches and pitchforks on sight. 🔥



[text to Peter]

> Hi! I heard something about a certain Spider-man skittering around Dr. Foster's lab. Know anything about that? Or should I break it down in emoji?
> 🕷🕸+👟🕵️‍♀️+🔬🔭🍳-🥚 = 🔥🕷🔥 ?