Apokolips Now! Comm

You know what's gross? Birds. Birds with their beady little eyes, staring at you and waiting to attack you all at once and peck out your eyes. Beady, gross birds.

Alfred Hitchcock, really? How come I get gross birds and their gross bird poop and everyone else gets the good ones?

The fun starts early here.

Thank God for small favors...you guys have college football here.

Anyone know where I could get a...bite to eat?

Alright... so uh... I think I may have gotten on the wrong train.

Seems like I'm in Metropolis, Kansas? Never heard of Metropolis before, but a city this size seems like it'd be hard to miss. I wonder if Grandmama's dinner suddenly has teleporting effects.