Apokolips Now! Comm

Why is so much in the stores orange and black?

I seem to have gotten myself lost in time and space. Again.

Nothing in the lab should have caused this. Last time I checked, performing an autopsy was a fairly quiet, if gruesome task. But it shouldn't have caused anything that might cause me to "wake up" in an entirely different spot from where I began.

I feel all right. If it's a hallucination, it's a remarkably dull one. No pink elephants or parading monsters or anything. Just a lot of buildings and... The Daily Planet?

All right, this hallucination just became more interesting.

Hello! I'm the Doctor.

Brilliant thing this thing, is this a 'smart'phone? Is this one of those iPhones? No, works too well to be an iPhone--Apple geniuses, I gave Steve Job his first job I'll have you know. Well pushed him towards it, well really I just kind of stopped a Zorbarg--giant fish-faced worm creature with a pig's snout and a nasty ground eating habit--in front of him once, and he stole a piece of tech from me. Still, not to take away from his genius, he did buy Pixar and I love Toy Story!

Anyway, hi. So, is this thing a Facebook? I don't think, not blue enough--I like blue. Still, never had a Facebook, want a Facebook. I should get a Facebook. Then I can like cat pictures and poke people, while I'm having a scone.

Anyway, I'm working to save you all from total oblivion! You'll be home soon! In the mean time, like me on Facebook at "TheDoctor"!

Hello! Now, would anyone mind telling me exactly how I ended up here? One minute I'm in my TARDIS next to a dying sun, and the next I've handed here, and it's not where I was planning to go at all. Something is amiss.

Anyway, where am I?

This is not the world I was previously on. What kind of magic did this?

Oh this is brilliant! This is a human device, yes? A computer? I think Donna mentioned them. Am I using this right? Is there anyone out there? Hello!