Apokolips Now! Comm

I don't suppose there are any plans for a proper Thanksgiving here, are there? We don't celebrate it in either England, but I reckoned it might be kind of nice to give it a go. It could also do a bit in the way of boosting morale for people who won't have their families around to spend it with this year.

Too soon to suggest a scary movie marathon?

Sheldon's gonna kill me for even suggesting it, but...Christmas movies? Thanksgiving is, like, next week. If I'm going to be stuck here through the holidays, I'm gonna need some extra cheer. Bucketloads of it.

Have we got some sort of plan to help with the movie villains running amok? I was thinking maybe we could offer up rooms in the TARDISes for those who didn't want to leave the city, but who didn't feel safe at Watchtower or just out in the open. Hoards of Genghis Khan couldn't get in, yeah? I reckon Count Dracula'd be stuck on the outside, too.

Why is so much in the stores orange and black?

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 Where the hell am I?

[Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey]

He did it! Thrall was able to change me back into a Unicorn! Now I can be myself anytime I like.

[Filtered to Loki - if I am doing this correctly?]
My thanks for the offer, but I am no longer in need of your assistance.

Hello! Now, would anyone mind telling me exactly how I ended up here? One minute I'm in my TARDIS next to a dying sun, and the next I've handed here, and it's not where I was planning to go at all. Something is amiss.

Anyway, where am I?