Apokolips Now! Comm

Sheldon
You'd better be in the building right now and not off being eviscerated by a crazy person. I'm on my way home, now, but if you've gotten yourself killed, I'm going to find someone magical or something, resurrect your butt, and then kick it.

P.S. We need your survival bag and we need to get the hell out of Dodge, like, now.

Pete
You're at the apartment, right? Please tell me you didn't try to get into a pissing contest with Michael Meyers you're okay.

Bit weird bonding with my polar opposite over how crap American football is...also, it's nice when someone else hosts the party, yeah, Sheldon? Adore you Penny, darling, but it's true.

I know there was talk of going out on Thursday. People still up for that because I don't know about anyone else but I could use a chance to let my hair down.

Roll call for who wants to go?


Who's going:

Chloe<--non negotiable
edit: Oliver I'm throwing you onto this list as well because I don't trust you alone
Jo
Sarah
Clark
Zatanna
Pete
Sam
Pete 2
Andy
Penny
Rose
Sheldon

Oi...I need to learn to bake. You lot see this bollocks?

Idaho State vs Nebraska game tomorrow afternoon. Kick-off's at 2:30, so feel free to drop by anytime after 2.

Right now, it looks like it's going to be a small party because my roommates are party poopers so I don't think we actually need to do anything potluck-y. I'll jot down the names of who's coming just as a reminder for those guys. If you didn't respond to my last post, but still want to watch the gloriousness that is college football with a few awesome ladies and one amazing guy, feel free. Drop a line here so I know how much food and refreshments to buy.

Also, if you want anything in particular? Here's where you let me know. I'm planning to grab a couple of 12-packs (Blue Moon cool with everyone?), potato chips, pretzels, and some wings from the store after the self-defense class tomorrow (which means I may have to leave a little early, depending on how long it runs).

RSVP'ed Awesome Yes:
Me, Darcy, Lois, Pete Lattimer, Andy

RSVP'ed Party Poopers No:
Sheldon, Pete, Chloe



Edited to add the apartment #. Oops! I'm in 202.

So I'm going to start offering a self-defense class at Watchtower. First one is tomorrow morning at 11.

First game of the season is this Saturday. Kick-off at 2:30. Anyone else around here a college football fan and interested in a game party at my place?

One more black eye and I reckon it'll never go back to normal Right, holiday over. What do I need to do to get back to work proper in America? I teach P.E. and history for fifth years back home. What's the likelihood I can do that here, hey?

Apparently, you don't just die anymore.

I'm not complaining, though.

Alright, so according to my internet friends here... whom I can't imagine I can trust. I mean, it's the internet. Still... there seems to be some sort of relevance to what they're saying--that being said, I'm of like mind that I've stumbled into the realm where everyone is a troll and it's my job to out troll them. I can do this, I promise.

On the off chance that I am mistaken and this is, in fact, Metropolis and realities are all sorts of whacked out, and Snooki's baby is now President of the United States... then I should probably say hi.

Hi.

I'm Peter Parker. And this better not count on my Metra Card.

And this PDA is pretty alright, I mean it's no Android or iOS, but I can go without Angry Birds for another day.

Right...the gangly-looking bloke on the sofa in the living room watching telly has five minutes for you to say you know him before I assume that he's the weirdest intruder ever and I take care of it. Shall I, then?

[ooc; please to be pretending this went up in the morning...cuz Pete isn't like me, sleeping all day lol]

Hello! I'm the Doctor.

Brilliant thing this thing, is this a 'smart'phone? Is this one of those iPhones? No, works too well to be an iPhone--Apple geniuses, I gave Steve Job his first job I'll have you know. Well pushed him towards it, well really I just kind of stopped a Zorbarg--giant fish-faced worm creature with a pig's snout and a nasty ground eating habit--in front of him once, and he stole a piece of tech from me. Still, not to take away from his genius, he did buy Pixar and I love Toy Story!

Anyway, hi. So, is this thing a Facebook? I don't think, not blue enough--I like blue. Still, never had a Facebook, want a Facebook. I should get a Facebook. Then I can like cat pictures and poke people, while I'm having a scone.

Anyway, I'm working to save you all from total oblivion! You'll be home soon! In the mean time, like me on Facebook at "TheDoctor"!

To everyone on the teams and everyone who has been brought here, I'd like to say a few things:

- I know a lot of you have been brought to either the Watchtower or the Warehouse. I'm Chloe and I'm the one behind both places. For now, I can't offer much more, but I hope everyone is managing to settle in.

- To those of you who need documents, email me all your information to watchtower@queenindustries.net and I will get them done, IDs and Passports primarily, but if you're looking for a job and need certificates, include detailed information in the email.

- There was a break out from one of the mental hospitals in the area last night, we're trying to control the situation but there are still a lot of people out there, if you think you can help, let me know. Otherwise, stay inside.

- A few of the people pulled in here are not to be trusted. A man named Loki has the power to mind control people and he has taken another man named Clint already. Filter your posts against them, information leaked is information that can be used against all of us.

- I need a few volunteers to donate DNA samples to Dr. Lockwood's research in hopes of finding out how you were brought here and attempting to understand the rift.

- Lastly, it's extremely important that all of you keep a low profile for the time being. We need to avoid attention from authorities and people who might want to try and control the rift for their benefit. If there is an answer, you guys are probably the best way to find it, please be careful.

ETA: Those of you who volunteered to go, I will get a group together and meet all of you on the first floor of Watchtower for a briefing. If after that you don't feel like you are fit to fight, you are welcome to stay behind.

[ooc: Soooo Pete might've just started a massive bar brawl in downtown Metropolis for shits and giggles. Also because he insulted their beer for tasting "like piss" (in other words, watered down and unimpressive entirely). After a decent amount of damages done and long enough for the police to arrive, Pete's being carted off to the nearest drunk tank to chill the frick out. Anyone that wants to have beared witness, taken part in some way, or just overheard it on their police scanner, have at.]

[Text to Penny]
» Oi...still feeling friendly, love? Could use a spot of help and I reckon I've got about five, maybe ten minutes before they notice I'm hiding this phone.

You lot realize Metropolis isn't an actual city in Kan Right, so...not Heaven...not my world's America. Anyone know know how this works, exactly...? Or how a bloke can make some bees and honey between now and then time he goes back to being dead home?