Apokolips Now! Comm

You know what's gross? Birds. Birds with their beady little eyes, staring at you and waiting to attack you all at once and peck out your eyes. Beady, gross birds.

Alfred Hitchcock, really? How come I get gross birds and their gross bird poop and everyone else gets the good ones?

Dracula bit Cordelia. Either of you up for helping me hunt him down tonight?

I'm contemplating opening a branch of Angel Investigations here. It would be a way to help keep an eye on the rift, especially if I could get office space near it.

Also, everyone should add in a filter against Drusilla. She's a crazy, homicidal vampire who can see things. Wear a cross, have holy water, something. Whatever you do though, don't invite her in to where you live.

Pinching myself ins't working. Why isn't pinching myself working?