Apokolips Now! Comm

Is this how time normally passes? Slow?

I don't like it.

Is there anything that needs to be done? Well yes, the obvious is the fixing of reality and time and space in order to send you all back where you want to go and stay completely safe, but that's being worked on and I have plenty of time to wait until my instruments are up to par for such a duration.

RIGHT! So! Busy busy busy! Must be busy!

...since when is Metropolis, Kansas, a real place and how the hell did I get here?

It’s been years since I’ve blacked out, but the last time I checked, it didn’t normally happen without exposure to some sort of drug or alcohol. Can anyone explain to me how I ended up in Kansas or why none of the numbers in my phone connect me to who they’re supposed to?

If this is a joke, it isn’t funny.

Thank you to those who volunteered your DNA samples. I appreciate your help.

[Chloe]
I'm disappointed...my results are just as I thought they would be, which is to say inconclusive as far as any actual reason behind our being brought here or how it happened. Those who are from here have normal DNA. Those of us who came here involuntarily have a lot of the same signs I saw in my DNA, but in any case, ( here are my conclusions: )

To everyone on the teams and everyone who has been brought here, I'd like to say a few things:

- I know a lot of you have been brought to either the Watchtower or the Warehouse. I'm Chloe and I'm the one behind both places. For now, I can't offer much more, but I hope everyone is managing to settle in.

- To those of you who need documents, email me all your information to watchtower@queenindustries.net and I will get them done, IDs and Passports primarily, but if you're looking for a job and need certificates, include detailed information in the email.

- There was a break out from one of the mental hospitals in the area last night, we're trying to control the situation but there are still a lot of people out there, if you think you can help, let me know. Otherwise, stay inside.

- A few of the people pulled in here are not to be trusted. A man named Loki has the power to mind control people and he has taken another man named Clint already. Filter your posts against them, information leaked is information that can be used against all of us.

- I need a few volunteers to donate DNA samples to Dr. Lockwood's research in hopes of finding out how you were brought here and attempting to understand the rift.

- Lastly, it's extremely important that all of you keep a low profile for the time being. We need to avoid attention from authorities and people who might want to try and control the rift for their benefit. If there is an answer, you guys are probably the best way to find it, please be careful.

ETA: Those of you who volunteered to go, I will get a group together and meet all of you on the first floor of Watchtower for a briefing. If after that you don't feel like you are fit to fight, you are welcome to stay behind.

...I need more data samples. From people like me. I can't find a pattern without comparisons. I can tell you that I found something interesting differentiating my samples from yours. But it could be an anomaly.

Does anyone know where I could maybe set up a lab? I'm bored, it's time to work

[ooc: added after talking to Chloe]

Addendum: Does anyone know how I can get in contact with a Dr. Banner?

Uhhh...hi. I'm Flint Lockwood and, uh, I just woke up and this isn't my lab, so I'm a little confused but uh I've got some things I really need to get to and not a lot of time to do them so...can anybody tell me where I am, please? I'd really appreciate it. I'm a pretty busy guy these days and