Apokolips Now! Comm

It seems that I am truly my father's son, even in the ways I swore not to be.

My dishonor has been pointed out to me, and as the argument is logical and intelligent, I assume that it must be true. I have forfeited my honor, and have disgraced not only myself, but my Cohort, my Legion, and Rome.

I beg the forgiveness of those I have hurt. I will be in my room, packing, and wherever this place will let me go, I shall. Perhaps, somehow, I shall find the road to redemption and forgiveness, if the Gods will it.

my mom said i can talk to people on here.

my name is melody and i was wondering why people make the pumpkins look scary in the little town we're at?

are they supposed to scare away the creatures in the big city?

I was attacked.

Not by monsters like everyone else, but by guards. Or... cops as you call it here. Because I was walking down the street, I'm now a threat for society?

This world is as skewed as Oz.

All right. I've rented a bus. Anyone who wants to get the hell out of Metropolis until this bout of weirdness is over, is encouraged to do so.

The bus is going to Smallville, and I've rented out the whole motel for the next week, just in case.

Peeta

I really think you and Rachel should go. It'll be much safer.

...is it over yet...? Is Halloween always this awful??

Uh, so just to double check, it's not actually Halloween yet, right?

Thank God for small favors...

Bruce, could I have a word with you, please?

[Chloe and Sam]
She's here. Thank you both, so much, for keeping an eye out for her potential arrival. I can't, honestly, tell either of you how much I appreciate it.

A child has just been pulled through, a little girl. I don't know what your daughter looks like but I promised to let you know.

I learned of something today called a "zoo". It's horrible, all those animals being held in captivity!

Did you know that there is a place on this thing where you can watch videos. There are some very ridiculous videos on this...Maybe I should have had a "Sassy Gay Friend" instead of Flounder, once upon a time, as far as this world is concerned...but I'm very glad I didn't.

I have to assume that no one has seen Has anyone made any progress on finding us a way home...? No one gives updates; is there a reason this information isn't being made public or is it because there's nothing being done accomplished cooperative enough for it to be worth sharing...? Why am I the only one asking? Doesn't anyone else want to go home? I can't be the only one...

[Rose]
Thank you, for the other night. I appreciate it and I'm sorry that we have that sort of loss in common.

[Dr. Banner]
Honestly, I don't mean to be a pest, but...do you have an idea of when you'll know whether you'd need my services for your company, if at all...?

Every day feels like forever. I should never have put faith into a complete str and that man looking like Eric makes it worse I've never worked...I don't know what to do with myself, but I'm just an average person, here, so I suppose I have no choice. I haven't any skills of use...how does one enter the working world without them?

I know there was talk of going out on Thursday. People still up for that because I don't know about anyone else but I could use a chance to let my hair down.

Roll call for who wants to go?


Who's going:

Chloe<--non negotiable
edit: Oliver I'm throwing you onto this list as well because I don't trust you alone
Jo
Sarah
Clark
Zatanna
Pete
Sam
Pete 2
Andy
Penny
Rose
Sheldon

I've noticed my fellow displaced people have been finding work here and I imagine I should look into doing the same. Is there someone I can speak to about obtaining the documents I'll need? I had a law degree back home, but most of my actual experience is in banking and finance.

[Darcy]
Ainsley? Wow, I missed a lot more in those three years than I thought. Congratulations.

I need to hire someone who has experience in Public Relations for a job. It would likely start as a short term thing, but could include multiple jobs down the road, or even a full time position.

I don't care what he says, I don't trust him Another week and still nothing. I can't stand this, I need something to keep me occupied.

[Chloe]
Still no sign of her?

[Sam]
Were you and your brother able to check out Watchtower or are you still at the motel? I just wonder if you've seen anything Chloe might have missed, but if you're here then

...since when is Metropolis, Kansas, a real place and how the hell did I get here?

It’s been years since I’ve blacked out, but the last time I checked, it didn’t normally happen without exposure to some sort of drug or alcohol. Can anyone explain to me how I ended up in Kansas or why none of the numbers in my phone connect me to who they’re supposed to?

If this is a joke, it isn’t funny.

Alright, so according to my internet friends here... whom I can't imagine I can trust. I mean, it's the internet. Still... there seems to be some sort of relevance to what they're saying--that being said, I'm of like mind that I've stumbled into the realm where everyone is a troll and it's my job to out troll them. I can do this, I promise.

On the off chance that I am mistaken and this is, in fact, Metropolis and realities are all sorts of whacked out, and Snooki's baby is now President of the United States... then I should probably say hi.

Hi.

I'm Peter Parker. And this better not count on my Metra Card.

And this PDA is pretty alright, I mean it's no Android or iOS, but I can go without Angry Birds for another day.

What in the name of Oz is this place? Or this thing I was told to write on? What kind of magic is this?