Apokolips Now! Comm

What is this place? Who brought me here?

Cato? Are you here?

I have my hands full just catching up with history here. Most of it seems the same but there are differences. It keeps me occupied anyway. It might be interesting to hear the differences in the worlds from the others falling through.

[Claire]
Are you still staying with Loki?

Would anyone be interested in singing, dancing and possibly acting lessons? I may seem young, but I have over fifteen years of experience with the best teachers in Lima and plenty of awards to go with them, I'd show them to you but they are back home.

Let me know if you're interested, I'd prefer private lessons over applying for a job somewhere because that way, I can keep a flexible schedule to accommodate my own practice hours.

Anyone who still wants in for the trip down to Smallville for the wholesale club shopping and farmer's market, the bus leaves at 10 tomorrow. I think we'll get back by seven at the latest depending on fun traffic and how long you all really want to stay around.

We'll also be hitting up the Talon and if there's anything else you guys want to see in Smallville we can do that too. I doubt it. Smallville is called Smallville for a reason.

No one ask about the Luthor mansion because that's not on the agenda even as a drive by.

Ten am in front of the building for anyone who wants to go.

Um...so, there's no common area to leave these, but...does anybody want any mini cakes...? I went a little overb I made way too many...

[Oliver]
Thanks for letting me know where that Hobby Lobby was, I found everything I needed. I forgot how much this helps me cope.

This is Johanna. My friend who was in the next cell over.

[Rachel]
That was fun, the other night. We should hang out again sometime. If you want to.

[Oliver]
...I think I am going to need a tutor...

...can I go back to school and work...? Is that possible here...?

I'm heading out to Smallville this weekend and there's a wholesale club store on the way there if anyone is in need of grocery shopping that's more value for your buck than the local little grocers on the block in the city. Also home to one of the best Farmer's Markets if anyone wants anything organic or really fresh.

I'd say give me orders but I'll mess them up.

My car can fit a few of you though. So first come, first serve. If we really need to I bet we could rent a van or whatever.

Right so I’m told that this is the place to get in touch with people because apparently answering the damn phone is a foreign concept now. I was gone for five weeks and we suddenly forget all phone etiquette rules? Were you all raised in a barn? The answer to that is no. Only one of you was raised in a barn and I know for a fact that his mother and father raised him to answer the damn phone. Try me. I will so call Mrs. K up and complain about this if I don’t hear anything in an hour. I’ll probably call her up anyway considering the whole vanishing act that I did.

But right, new people. Hi, I’m Lois. Lois Lane. Reporter for the Daily Planet--well, former reporter for the Daily Planet but that’s minor technicality right now. Cousin to the girl who decided to make a really awesome fort out of a building in downtown Metropolis and set you all up with this network. If you need anything just ask. I have one of Oliver’s credit cards so I can definitely be of use.

Oh, and Ollie , I used that card for some retail therapy because I needed shoes. And clothes. And makeup. And possibly a new wallet/purse combo.

Who knew that being gone for five weeks and not paying rent in that time would have your landlord kick you out of your place and sell all your stuff? Thank god most of my things were still at the Talon.

Clocks ticking people who owe me a phone call back. Which call Chloe's because I no longer have mine. That five week thing is kind of a bitch.

Flying as fast as you can around the world is not nearly as tiring as it sounds.

I want to go home

Filtered to Jo

Hey. How's that arm doing?

Filtered to Peeta

How are you doing? You need anything?

Hello! I'm the Doctor.

Brilliant thing this thing, is this a 'smart'phone? Is this one of those iPhones? No, works too well to be an iPhone--Apple geniuses, I gave Steve Job his first job I'll have you know. Well pushed him towards it, well really I just kind of stopped a Zorbarg--giant fish-faced worm creature with a pig's snout and a nasty ground eating habit--in front of him once, and he stole a piece of tech from me. Still, not to take away from his genius, he did buy Pixar and I love Toy Story!

Anyway, hi. So, is this thing a Facebook? I don't think, not blue enough--I like blue. Still, never had a Facebook, want a Facebook. I should get a Facebook. Then I can like cat pictures and poke people, while I'm having a scone.

Anyway, I'm working to save you all from total oblivion! You'll be home soon! In the mean time, like me on Facebook at "TheDoctor"!

I feel restless. And useless. There must be something I can do?

Thank you to those who have hidden me...but I really do need to get back. I can't let Johanna take my share of...punishment. There must be a way.

Oh this is brilliant! This is a human device, yes? A computer? I think Donna mentioned them. Am I using this right? Is there anyone out there? Hello!

Not that I don't appreciate a good bazinga, but even I can't explain how this one was pulled off without my perceiving it. At least I can't yet. But I will.

Where is she?

[ooc: please to be pretending this took place after this is completed and Peeta's settled reluctantly in Watchtower]