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I remember reading somewhere once that February is basically just the worst month
and you know what? Agree. Tired of cold weather and snow and short days that don't even make sense because i'm not sure how we even have a SUN in this place and look I'm not good at science but im pretty sure -- you know. it doesn't work that way? anyway. apparently there's extra february this month and i just wanna say that i think that's bullshit. even Lucky thinks it's bullshit and he's a dog.

wasn't someone working on a movie theater? please finish that i'm so bored

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Hello! I'm Weiss, and I just met Octane. He's super nice and like just a little cute.
Just kidding. He's a lot cute. And totally hilarious!
He's totally not the one typing this because she thinks her device is broken.
I mean. Me. Or. What?

HEY. Do you guys remember valentine's day cards? You know, the kind you got in school with like a bunch of those little heart candies that said stuff on them that was like.... meant to be romantic like "too cute" except it was always ruined because they tasted like chalk?

we should bring those back.

( Private to Peter Parker (MCU) )

Does this happen a lot? I don't think my tether buddy likes me.

A Wonderful Christmas Time is the BEST Christmas song and no I am NOT taking criticism.




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there's no internet which means no memes which means im finna die



guess i'm gonna have to do everything my gosh darn diggity dang self smh

Greetings, everyone.

I was able to find a great deal of classic Muggle literature in my latest venture through the doors to look for stock for the library. So the first thing I want to say is that there is an influx of new material to read.

The next thing I wanted to discuss with anyone interested, is something that could get the whole town involved in doing if enough interest is in it. When putting away the new books I found in their shelves, I thought perhaps it might be entertaining and a good way to pass the time if we put on a play. Or perhaps a series of short plays if enough people are interested, based on scenes in famous literature. You wouldn't have to necessarily act to participate. We would need to build a stage, sets, have costumes. It would be a good deal of work, but it seems free time is of abundance around here, and it might be a good way to do something together other than party -- not that, mind you, the parties aren't glorious. It would just be something a bit different, which could be a good thing. And of course there could be after parties after the show itself is put on.

Anyway, if you're interested, let's have a conversation about it. I certainly don't have experience in the area, but it could be quite the adventure.

Okay, so I've got the dedicated server up and running, and I've got the latest version of World of Warcraft that I could find on there. So if anyone wants to join me in playing, I can help set up devices and accounts. It's likely to be pretty buggy at first until I've got all the details worked out. The world is pretty full of NPCs and monsters and quests and things, so it should be pretty fun to play, even without a massive amount of other users.

Just lemme know if you want to play. We can make sure everyone's got equipment.

Is it normal for so many to leave at once?

I have been looking through doors. This is quite frustrating.

Will they stay gone?

Alright, I'm reopening Pancho's this weekend, come by if you need a drink or a hot meal. I'll be here.

And if you're looking for a job let me know, I'm gonna need some help keeping this place functioning in the same capacity. So lemme know.

Hey all. I know it's been a pretty tough week for everyone here -- lots of. Well, you know. Less people around. And that's really rough. It is. Even if we all (or most of us) kind of knew the inexplicable and terrible deal that this place comes with.

Just reaching out. To make sure you're all okay, to see if you need anything, or maybe anyone. I'm not much of a hugger myself, but we'll find you one if that's what you need. Nyx? Thor? Someone like that. Pure beefcake hugs.

Also I've convinced our local coffee master and baker to make us some feel good food. So. Head over to COFFEE tomorrow morning for pastries.
(and Crepes for Mr. Fell. See? I told you I'd work on it.)

I know muffins don't fix everything but. Some carbs and company can't hurt.

He's gone. I don't feel his presence anywhere.

I fed his porgs...

[Siri]

Is Master Kenobi upset with me?
Has he hidden himself in the Force somehow?

I'm not jumping to conclusions just yet, but Pancho's is gonna be closed for a couple of days while I figure some stuff out. If you see Carol send her my way.

Uh, Miles too for that matter.

Oh dear gods, is it always so boring around here???

I need to do something before I go on a killing spree. Which one of you bitches wants to come with?

I need to drink or punch something. Any volunteers?

These new pink birds around town.

They are quite delicious.

Well I always wanted to go to Vegas. That wasn't quite what I expected but it was fun. And I didn't come back with a weird tattoo or anything.

GREETINGS CITIZENS.

THIS MOST RECENT SKIRMISH WITH THE ALIEN INVASION HAS LEFT ME FEELING UNSETTLED AND UNDERUSED.

I intend to rectify this by journeying through the doors regularly, to seek out worlds in need of help. Not to conquer, not to enslave or harm, only to aid should there be a need. If there are any helpful resources to be brought back from these ventures I shall offer them to those in town.

If there are any of you who wish to join me on these quests, I ask you only heed my instruction that this is to help others and not to harm. I should warn you not to deviate from these intentions, else you will find yourself answering to the authority of this town. It would be very unwise.

REGARDS,
THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER

Next to the vegetable garden is another area where I'm growing different herbs and things for use in potions. So unless it looks like a carrot and smells like a carrot? Don't eat it.