Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Rose Tint My World
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,300~
Characters: Sirius Black, Lily Potter
Warnings: impending/ implied infidelity
Notes: HP/ Rocky Horror Picture Show combination. Not a true crossover as it's HP characters dressing as RHPS characters. Opening uses wording directly from RHPS.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse and the Rockyverse are not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks plynn78 for the fantastic beta. Twice even!


( Let the Floorshow Begin!  )

Finally finished posting all the limericks I wrote using prompts from phoenix_flies latest drabble-a-thon. If anyone is interested in reading in prompt order, just start here. I haven't checked all the links yet, so feel free to let me know if I've messed something up.

I'm posting this master list according to era, though MWPP era is divided into general, snape oriented, and 7th year sections. Most of these have Sirius featured prominantly. On the ones that are more all MWPP, he was always the standout in my brain when wrote. :D

MWPP Era-- No Snape

Passes for Glasses? MWPP, PG.

Bludger! MWPP, PG

Rainstorm in the Great Hall MWPP, PG-13

Bloody Sunlight MWPP, PG-13

Honeyduke's Finest MWPP, PG-13

Appeasing Moony MWPP, Sirius/Remus, PG

Forgetfulness MWPP, Sirius/Remus, PG

Runes MWPP, Sirius/Remus, PG

What's the Point? MWPP, Sirius/James, PG-13

Divination MWPP, Sirius, PG-13

Wormtail's Troubles MWPP, Peter PG-13 (AU)

Bliss MWPP, Sirius/unnamed canon female, PG

MWPP-- Snape

Alohomora Sirius, Snape PG

Nightmare Sirius/Remus, Snape PG

Which Hex? Sirius, Peter, Lily/James, Snape; PG-13

Slimy Slytherin MWPP, Snape PG

Nose in a Book MWPP (Sirius PoV), Snape PG

What is he? MWPP (Sirius PoV), Snape PG

Did you see what I did? MWPP (Sirius PoV), Snape PG-13

The Prank Sirius, Snape; PG-13

Let's Remember Sirius/Snape; PG-13

MWPP Mostly 7th Year


Our Castle Sirius/Remus, PG-13

Fountain James, Sirius PG

A Gift for Mrs. Black MWPP, Sirius PG-13

Let's Tell Sirius/Remus, PG-13

Rain and Tears Sirius, PG

Eternal Glory MWPP, PG

One Last Walk MWPP, PG

MWPP post-Hogwarts/ First War

Mischievous Fire Sirius, Lily PG-13

It was Just a Couple of Bars Sirius, Lily PG-13

Friends with Benefits Sirius/James, PG-13

It's Your Life Sirius, Regulus; PG-13

First Flight? Sirius, James, baby!Harry, Lily; G

Fairy Rings Sirius/Remus, Lily, baby!Harry; G

Harry's Smile Sirius, baby!Harry; PG

Birthday Fun Padfoot, Harry; AU, G

PoA Era

A Drop in the Ocean Sirius, Harry; PG

Guilt and Grief Sirius, Peter; PG-13

Burn! Padfoot, Wormtail; PG-13

Your Face Sirius/Remus; PG

GoF Era

Margaritaville Sirius, Jimmy Buffet; PG-13

Love and Devotion Sirius, Harry; PG

He's Back Sirius, Harry; PG-13

OotP Era

Misuse of Power Sirius/Remus, Dumbledore; PG-13

Let Him Roam Molly/Arthur, Sirius, Dumbledore; PG

Jeers and Sneers Sirius, Snape, Dumbledore; PG-13

A Romantic Stroll Sirius/Snape (not really); PG

Remembering Andi Sirius, Andromeda, Tonks; G

Why? Sirius, Harry, Severus; AU PG

oops! Forgot to post this one with the rest...

Title: Mischievous Fire
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 33 Fire
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius/Lily (not really)
Notes: Lily and James just got engaged. Sirius is a bit tipsy and very silly. :D
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Mischievous Fire

Grey eyes blaze with mischievous fire-
"Come on Evans, you're a terrible liar.
So you're wearing Prongs' ring;
Don't mean a thing.
You know it's me you desire!"

Last one, and it's still April '08. Next post will be a masterlist. :D



Title: He's Back
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #47 Rebirth
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry, Voldemort
Notes: GoF Era. Sirius' private thoughts as Harry finishes his awful re-telling.
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He's Back

He's back… in a body…Reborn.
Once again my soul is torn.
It should have been ME
Not my godson, Harry.
To face the evil I scorn.

Title: Margaritaville
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #44 Margarita
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius and Jimmy Buffet
Notes:Letter to Harry from Sirius summer between PoA and GoF.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Also don't own Jimmy Buffet or the rights to any of his songs. Margaritaville lyrics
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Margaritaville

Just layin' low in Margaritaville.
Met a bloke-Jimmy-lives up the hill.
We spend our days
Soakin' up rays;
And Padfoot charms tourists for free re-fills.

Title: Wormtail's Troubles
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-a "Never trust anything that thinks for itself when you cannot see where it keeps its brain"--Arthur Weasley in CoS
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, pimp!cane
Notes: I think this was not a piece of advice exclusive to the Weasley household. I had to throw in the pimp!cane because, well, I just did. :p Anyway, Sirius is the one who reports Wormtail's problems to the others.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Wormtail's Troubles

Wormtail's in trouble again.
Being beaten by Malfoy's cane.
It told him he'd look smart
If he found it's hidden part--

(MPP yell)
Don't trust things if you can't see their brains!

Title: Guilt and Grief
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #40 Grief
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Notes: PoA Era
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.



Guilt and Grief

New freedom brings little relief;
Still haunted by guilt and by grief.
But I've picked up the scent;
My strength's far from spent.
Peter, your days will be brief.

Title: Burn!
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #33 Fire (I wrote two for this prompt)
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Padfoot, Wormtail
Notes: AU, Post PoA Padfoot tracks down Wormtail and chases him into a forest fire.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Burn!

Burn you filthy rat!
Let's see you try to escape that!
Padfoot stood watch,
Lest this chance be botched.
When the squeals ceased, he finally sat.

Title: Our Castle
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 32 Castle
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Sirius is sick of the prejudice against werewolves and the toll it takes on his Moony.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Our Castle

Moony, let's leave all this hassle.
I'm going to buy us a castle.
We won't miss a thing,
There you'll be King!
(And I'll be your favorite vassal.)

Title: Which Hex?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #31 Water
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter, Lily/James, Snape
Notes: James and Lily enjoy a romantic swim, but there's a Snape lurking in water nearby.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Which Hex?

Wormtail, look down in the water.
See Snivellus? That lousy rotter!
Which hex shall I serve
That bigoted perv,
For spying on Evans and Potter?

Title: Let's Tell
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 30 Friends and Lovers
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Yay puppy!love
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Let's Tell

No, don't hide under the covers.
It's past time we told the others.
The emotions we share
Are something quite rare.
We are both friends and lovers.

Title: Friends with Benefits
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #29 L'amitie by Pablo Picasso
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/James
Notes: James is a bit worried about his close relationship with Sirius when he still loves Lily.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Friends with Benefits


Hey there's no need to fear.
We've pass to an new frontier.
Just friends with benefits,
There'll be no regrets.
That's all that's going on here.

Title: The Prank
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 27 The point of no return
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Snape, Sirius, Moony
Notes: Title pretty much says it all.
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The Prank

To know Moony's mystery, Snivellus did yearn.
The dangers he did not discern
When Sirius Black
Sent him to the Shack--
And he neared the point of no return.

Title: Divination
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #25 Divination
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius
Notes: Sirius knows himself quite well.
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Divination

I'm horrible at Divination.
Guess I lack proper motivation.
If we used these powers
To peek through the showers,
Then I'd be filled with elation.

Title: Let's Remember
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 23 Obliviate
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Severus
Notes: MWPP Era. They've just shared a mutually satisfying, yet utterly surprising kiss. Candy to anyone who writes a ficlet or poem about how they wound up in this situation.
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Let's Remember

No Sev, don't use Obliviate.
I like seeing us both in this state.
I want to remember
This day in December
We shared something more than sheer hate.

Title: Jeers and Sneers
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 20 "I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."--Luna Lovegood
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Snape
Notes: OotP Era
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Jeers and Sneers

"I know why you like these meetings," Black jeered.
"Oh really, do tell then," Snape sneered.
"With interaction, it begins
To seem you have friends."
Albus sighed, they were worse than he'd feared.

Title: Eternal Glory
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 19 Eternal Glory
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Notes: 7th year. Marauders have a few butterbeers *cough* and remember the good times.
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Eternal Glory

For generations they'll retell our story:
How we brilliantly pursued our quarry.
No missed opportunity-
We Marauded with impunity.
Yes, we're destined for eternal glory!

Title: It was Just a Couple of Bars
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #16 Stars
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Sirius-Lily
Notes: The boys overdid the Bachelor Party sometime just before Lily and James' wedding. As the best man, Lily's holding Sirius responsible. At least until James regains consciousness.
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It was Just a Couple of Bars

Oi! Evans, you made me see stars.
I hope it doesn't leave scars.
That was really uncalled for.
Now my cheek's all sore.
We just stopped at a couple of bars!

Title: What's the Point?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 13 "Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?"--Viktor Krum
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, James (Sirius/James if you choose to interpret it that way. I do.)
Notes: Siri-fied Viktor's quote. Sirius only agreed to play Quidditch to help his love life. (Like he needed help.)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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What's the Point?

What's the point of playing Quidditch?
When in my plan there's a hitch.
How can I score?
After practice I'm sore.
And Hooch says don't snog on the Pitch!

Title: Misuse of Power
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 10 "Power was my weakness and my temptation." Albus Dumbledore
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore
Warnings: OotP Era bitter!Sirius
Notes: Not exactly the context of the quote, but fitting.
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Misuse of Power

The old codger has too much power.
Yes Remus, my attitude is sour!
I'm no frail princess
For him to insist
On keeping me locked in my tower.