*old poem* House Elves
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Rating: PG-13
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Ron pondering House Elves. Hermione stomped off in a huff.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
House Elves
House elves do not get paid.
Their rags are filthy and frayed.
Yet I sit and I ponder,
I really do wonder...
Do house elves ever get laid?
dead_sexydexy in dexy_dementedRating: PG-13
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Ron pondering House Elves. Hermione stomped off in a huff.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
House Elves
House elves do not get paid.
Their rags are filthy and frayed.
Yet I sit and I ponder,
I really do wonder...
Do house elves ever get laid?
