Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title:You're a Mean One Voldemort
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating:PG
Form: filk (song parody)
Word Count 214
Characters: Voldemort
Warnings Rather silly
Notes: Any unfamiliar creatures were pulled from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them. Inspiration also drawn from dishes served at Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday Party.
Comments: are love
Listen: To You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch. (It can be difficult to sing along at times because of differences in rhyme schemes and some rather dodgy rhythms on my part. I think it helps to at least get the tune into one's head before you try to sing it, if you're so inclined.)

You're a Mean One, Voldemort

You're a mean one, Voldemort.
You really are a skrewt.
You're as cuddly as dragon,
You're as charming as a newt.
Voldemort.

You're maggoty haggis,
In a slimy black bowl.

You're a monster, Voldemort.
Your heart's an empty hole.
You're brain is full of death threats,
You've gone and ripped your soul.
Voldemort.

I wouldn't join you if faced with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot troll.

You're a vile one, Voldemort.
You scare Dementors with your kiss.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a hungry Basilisk
Voldemort.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the hungry Basilisk.


You're a foul one, Voldemort.
You're a sentient heap of gunk.
Your heart is full of angry knarls,
Your soul's locked in a trunk.
Voldemort.

The three words that best describe you
are, and I quote: "Psycho. Evil. Punk."

You want Potter, Voldemort.
You're the king of pureblood snots.
Your heart's a putrid rotting shrake
with acid-y green spots,
Voldemort.

Your soul is a barren waste land split seven times
by performing the most deplorable acts of evil
magic imaginable,
hidden away in secret spots.

You infuriate me, Voldemort.
With a fury super-fur-ious.
You're an insane overlordy
And you'll never be my boss.
Voldemort.

You're a three decker doxy and boomslang sandwich
with asphodel sauce.

Last one, and it's still April '08. Next post will be a masterlist. :D



Title: He's Back
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #47 Rebirth
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry, Voldemort
Notes: GoF Era. Sirius' private thoughts as Harry finishes his awful re-telling.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


He's Back

He's back… in a body…Reborn.
Once again my soul is torn.
It should have been ME
Not my godson, Harry.
To face the evil I scorn.

Title: It's Your Life
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 21 It's your life
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius, Regulus
Notes: Sirius talks to Regulus about Voldemort.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


It's Your Life

This news cuts my soul like a knife.
No happy end to all our strife!
He demands more than loyalty.
Regulus, can't you see--
The payment he wants? It's your life!