Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Inexplicable Peace
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: G
Word Count: 510
Characters: Harry Potter / memory of Severus Snape (Pretty Gen, slash if you squint. I squint.)
Notes: Post DH
Summary  Harry honors the memory of Severus Snape
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Beta: plynn78


( Inexplicable Peace )

Title: Birthdays and Broomsticks
Prompt:Little Harry, riding his broom around the house, any genre
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: G, fluff
Word Count: ~2100
Characters: Harry, Lily, James, Bathilda Bagshot, and a broomstick sent by one Sirius Black
Warnings: Ugly vases destroyed, a cat unintentionally terrorized, a one-year-old with vocabulary and enunciation that are a wee bit advanced for the sake of easier reading.
Notes: written for Negroperro as part of the Holiday Exchange on Immeritus.
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( Birthdays and Broomsticks )

Last one, and it's still April '08. Next post will be a masterlist. :D



Title: He's Back
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #47 Rebirth
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry, Voldemort
Notes: GoF Era. Sirius' private thoughts as Harry finishes his awful re-telling.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


He's Back

He's back… in a body…Reborn.
Once again my soul is torn.
It should have been ME
Not my godson, Harry.
To face the evil I scorn.

Title: Birthday Fun
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 42 Children's Laughter
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters: Padfoot, Harry
Notes: AU, Harry's turning 3 and Padfoot is the main entertainment as his party.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: Yes please!



Birthday Fun

Padfoot bounded into the fray;
Tail thumping happily away.
While Harry and friends
Giggled fits with no ends--
It was the perfect birthday.

Title: Love and Devotion
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #41 "I don't go looking for trouble, it seems to find me." Harry
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry
Notes: GoF Era. Not meant to be slashy, but Sirry shippers are certainly welcome to interpret it in that light.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Love and Devotion

"Trouble always seems to find you?
Harry, I suppose this is true.
But our love and devotion,"
Sirius spoke with emotion,
"is enough to see us both through."

Title: Fairy Rings
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #38 Circle
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters:Remus/Sirius, Lily, baby!Harry
Notes: James is off on assignment for the first time since Harry's birth. Remus and Sirius hang about to keep Lily company. (And because James wanted to be certain she was safe.)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Fairy Rings

Moony, lay with us in this ring.
A Fairy Circle's a magical thing.
We can lay here for hours,
Watching Lily pick flowers.
And if Harry wakes, you'll get to sing.

Title: Why?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #22 Fire picture prompt
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Harry, Snape, Sirius
Notes: AU. What's the plural of Patronus? Patronuses ? Patroni ? Anyone? Anyone? I gave a quick search, but came up with nothing and didn't have time.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Why?

Two Patroni~ One stag, one doe.
Protecting a friend and a foe.
The situation dire,
Black escaped the fire.
Snape's motivation? We'll never know.

(Wild speculation about Snape's motivation welcome!)

Title: First Flight
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #18 Flight
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius, James, baby!Harry, Lily
Notes: Lily's sleeping after Harry's delivery. Sirius is the proud godfather.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


First Flight?

James ~ beaming with pride.
Lily ~ sleeping by his side.
"He's so tiny. It's scary,"
says Sirius holding Harry.
"How long 'til he can take a ride?"

Title: A Drop in the Ocean
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #15 A Drop in the Ocean
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry
Notes: PoA Era.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


A Drop in the Ocean

Horrors of Azkaban.
Enough to break most any man--
Just a drop in the ocean
of Sirius' emotion;
As back to Harry he ran.

Title: Harry's Smile
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #6 smile
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, baby!Harry
Notes: Sirius hated when he was on assignment for The Order and didn't get to help tuck baby!Harry in at night.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Harry's Smile

On broken glass I'd crawl a mile.
Swim a croc filled Nile.
To tuck Harry in tight,
Kiss him goodnight,
And adore his precious smile.

Title: Hungarian Horntail
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Harry, Hungarian Horntail
Notes: GoF era
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.


Hungarian Horntail

Though his hand shakes and his skin has turned pale.
His courageous spirit will not fail.
He plunges fist in,
Pulls it out again.
Harry’s got the Hungarian Horntail.

Title:Red Cheeks
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:NC-17
Form:Poetry: Limerick 9 stanzas
Word Count 241
Characters: Hermione/Harry, (Ginny/Hermoine/Harry)
Warningsthreesome (remembered), oral sex, nipple clamps,
Notes: 1 of 3 of an AU PWP series. They're post Hogwarts 20-21.
Summary: Hermione remembers a threesome she shared with Harry & Ginny. She swipes Ginny's nipple clamps and she and Harry have red hot monkey love. (Told you it was PWP)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.

( Red Cheeks )