Aug. 16th, 2009

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I Hate My Life; Sirius, R Filk

Title: I Hate My Life
Original Lyrics: Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman. read or listen/watch
Prompt: Filk written for the I'd Never Forget Your Birthday challenge at immeritus.org
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: R
Form: Filk (song parody)
Characters: Sirius
Warnings: language, sexual content in 'outtakes'
Summary Sirius is stuck at 12 Grimmauld Place and bitter. Who can blame him?
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Don't own Theory of a Deadman or Hate My Life either.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


I Hate My Life )
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May. 10th, 2009

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Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay; PG

Title: Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG, Gen!
Form: drabble
Word Count: 100
Characters: Sirius, McGonagall
Notes:Inspired by this Guns N' Roses song.
Summary: Even when he does his homework, Sirius can't stay out of trouble.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay )

Jan. 31st, 2009

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fic: Birthdays and Broomsticks G, Harry, James, Lily

Title: Birthdays and Broomsticks
Prompt:Little Harry, riding his broom around the house, any genre
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: G, fluff
Word Count: ~2100
Characters: Harry, Lily, James, Bathilda Bagshot, and a broomstick sent by one Sirius Black
Warnings: Ugly vases destroyed, a cat unintentionally terrorized, a one-year-old with vocabulary and enunciation that are a wee bit advanced for the sake of easier reading.
Notes: written for Negroperro as part of the Holiday Exchange on Immeritus.
Beta: [info]plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Birthdays and Broomsticks )

Oct. 31st, 2008

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Family Traditions; Lucius, Draco G

Title: Family Traditions
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: G
Word Count: 575~
Characters: Lucius, Draco
Warnings: Gen Fluff! Though posted on October 31, it has nothing at all do do with Halloween.
Summary: On Draco's 5th birthday, Lucius introduces him to a Malfoy Tradition
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.



Family Traditions


Lucius Malfoy strode confidently down Diagon alley, his cane clicked on the cobblestones in tandem with his shiny black boots. His head was lifted high and proud as he made his way through the dim light of The Leaky Cauldron. Beside him, his young son Draco did his best to mimic his father’s every move.

This was Draco’s first time out on a Muggle street. He was terribly excited, but a little scared. He’d heard you could catch terrible diseases from Muggles. Things like Chicken Pops. If you caught Chicken Pops, chickens would pop right out of your skin by the hundreds. He looked up at his father’s angular face. Lucius’ face was fixed in a contemptuous sneer as he looked down his nose at the Muggles passing by, but Draco saw no hint of fear. If his father wasn’t afraid, then Draco wouldn’t be either. He jutted his jaw out a little farther.

“Where are we going, Father?” he asked. He’d already asked at least twenty times since he got up and knew he probably shouldn’t do so again, but he couldn’t help himself.

“Patience Draco,” Lucius reminded with an indulgent smile. “You will find out soon enough.”

They walked quickly through the London streets until they reached a small park. Muggle children were everywhere. Draco saw several kids throwing a Frisbee. How boring, he thought, it didn’t even have fangs. Lucius motioned for Draco to follow him out of sight behind a large boxwood hedge.

“Draco, do you know what today is?” he asked in his drawling voice.

“Yes Father,” Draco replied, beaming. “It’s my 5th birthday.”

“That’s right, son,” Lucius nodded. He continued in a solemn tone, “A fifth birthday is a very special occasion for a young man.”

Draco nodded in agreement, trying to look very wise and grown up.

“There is a tradition in the Malfoy family, Draco,” Lucius said as he pulled a long rectangular box from his robe pocket. It was wrapped in emerald green paper. Silver snakes slithered across it in parallel lines. In his eagerness, Draco immediately reached for the present.

Holding it just out of Draco’s reach, Lucius chided his son, “You must learn to wait patiently. No matter how much you want something, never let anyone else know.”

Draco looked down at his feet. “Yes Sir,” he mumbled.

Lucius knelt in front of Draco and pushed the boy’s chin up with his forefinger. Giving him a small, reassuring smile he said, “A Malfoy never ever drops his chin.”

Draco grinned and jutted his pointed chin up with pride, “Yes Sir!”

“Here you go,” Lucius said, handing Draco the package with a chuckle.

Draco tore open the paper and lifted the lid on the box to find a small wooden wand inside. He looked up at his father in awe, “For me? Is it real?”

Lucius nodded, “Every Malfoy is presented his first junior wand at age five.”

Draco threw his arms around Lucius and buried his face in his father’s mane of white blonde hair, “Thank you father.”

Lucius wrapped his long arms around his son, closing his eyes as he savored the rite of passage. It seemed only yesterday Draco was a baby, snuggled in Cissy’s arms as she rocked him to sleep. When he inhaled deeply enough, Lucius thought he could find the tiniest hint of that baby scent still lingering in his son’s hair.

“What will you teach me first, Father?” Draco asked earnestly after Lucius released him.

“To hex Muggles, of course.”
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May. 26th, 2008

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Fic: Marauders: The Next Generation; Albus Potter, Colin Creevy Jr.; G ;gen

Title: Marauders: The Next Generation
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: G
Word Count: 1, 100~
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Colin Creevy Jr.
Warnings: Gen!
Notes: Post Epilogue. Intended to be compliant, but is creating a character compliant?
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Ditto for Star Trek titles and a random line from Grease.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Marauders: The Next Generation




Albus Severus Potter waved goodbye to his parents who were standing hand in hand on Platform 9 ¾ as he headed off for his first year at Hogwarts, very relieved after Harry's final words to him. He listened with growing excitement as the final whistle blew and the train lurched forward with great bursts of white steam, quickly gaining speed. As soon as Harry and Ginny had disappeared from sight, Albus grabbed his granddad's old school trunk, cleaned and polished to gleam like new, and squeezed his way through the other students in search of an open compartment.

He knew he could've easily shared a compartment with his brother, James, but Al really wanted to make his own mark at Hogwarts. He was tired of being mischievous James Potter's quiet, good mannered, little brother. After lugging the heavy trunk through several overfilled cars, he found a compartment that was vacant except for a small boy with blonde hair who was bouncing up in down in his seat with excitement.

"Hi!" the boy said, bouncing himself to a stand and holding out his hand. "Wanna sit with me? I'm Colin Creevy Jr. I'm not really a Jr. though; I'm named for my uncle. He's a hero. He died in the 'Battle of Hogwarts', helping Harry Potter fight You-Know-Who. What's your name?" He said all of this without stopping to take a breath.

Albus grinned and stuck his own hand out, "I'm Albus Severus Potter, but you can call me Al."
Albus had to stifle a laugh at the expression on Colin's face. It had been a while since anyone was looked that awed at learning his family name. After Albus retrieved his hand, Colin continued to goggle at him, mouth agape, until he realized what he was doing. "Oh, hey Al," Colin blushed a little as he recovered,"wanna see something really cool?"

"Sure."

Colin beamed and bounced a bit more, "Hold on a sec." He turned to his trunk, popped the shiny new latches and spent several minutes rummaging through various bags and boxes until he found what he'd been hunting. "This," he turned around with a proud gleam in his eyes, "was my Uncle Colin's camera. It's Muggle made and best of all, it still works. Here, stand by your trunk and I'll take a picture."

Albus ruffled his hair just like he'd been told his grandfather used to and smiled, emerald eyes gleaming with boyish excitement, for Colin's camera. After Colin clicked off several shots, he pulled the camera away from his eyes squinting to read something on the trunk that caught his eye.

"' Marauders Rule!' What's that mean?" he asked. He was pointing at a sticker plastered across the top of the trunk in sharp garnet red letters with glittering gold sparkling around the edges.

It was Albus' turn to show his pride and excitement. "This was my Granddad James' trunk when he was at Hogwarts. He and his mates were the Marauders and they ruled the school. Watch what happens when you tap it."

Albus pulled out his wand and tapped the sticker with a flourish that wasn't really needed, but looked impressive. It turned a sickish green color that read 'Slytherin Drools!' in letters that threatened to ooze off the edges.

"That is brilliant!" exclaimed Colin Jr. now examining every inch of the trunk.

"'JP + LE 4 ever'" he read, looking skeptical.

"Yeah, James Potter and Lily Evans," Albus explained. "She was my gran. My dad says Granddad James loved her from the moment he saw her, but she couldn't stand him until Seventh Year."

"Well, if they got married I guess it's okay, but…" Colin hesitated.

"But what?" Al sounded a little defensive.

"Well, it's just… it's written all girly and pink with flowers and butterflies making a heart around it."

"Oh that!" Al laughed, relieved. "Dad thinks Granddad's best mate, Sirius Black, must have put it on as a joke."

Colin, who'd moved on to the next sticker, let out a snort of laughter, "Sorry Al. This one just cracked me up, 'Snivellus Snorts Slimy Snails!' What's a 'Snivellus'?"

Albus grinned in spite of himself, "Not what, who. That’s what my granddad and his mates used to call Headmaster Snape."

Colin's eyes widened and he spoke with a voice of awe, "The one who died in 'The Battle of Hogwarts'?"

"Yup," Albus nodded. "Turned out he wasn't as awful as my granddad thought. S'why my middle name's Severus."

"So, you got any more of your granddad's old stuff?" asked Colin, finished examining the old trunk.

Albus wasn't quite ready to reveal the Marauder's Map and Invisibility Cloak he'd nicked from their super-secret-the-kids-will-never-find-them-here hiding spots before he left home that morning. (Something James had tried and failed to do for years.) Nevertheless, he nodded, "Yeah, I've got this really cool old diary. Hold on and I'll show you."

Al flicked open the newly polished locks and opened his trunk. The diary was concealed inside a secret panel in the lid. He pulled it out and handed it to Colin. The book bore the Gryffindor house seal and the initials J. P. in broad gold letters. In spite of its age, was in good condition. Colin eagerly took it from Al and opened it with care. Now Al was almost bouncing with excitement, watching Colin's face.

Colin looked up, confused, "It's blank. I don't get it."

Al nodded eagerly, "Yup, not a word in it. I reckon my granddad put some sort of charm on it. My dad doesn't even know about the diary. I found it hidden in this trunk a couple of years ago. I'm hoping I can learn enough to break the spells on it so I can read it this year."

"Why didn't you just ask your mum and dad to do it for you?"

"Cos' when they tell me stories about my granddad and the Marauders, they always leave the best parts out; something about my older brother not needing any more bad ideas in his head. This thing has got to be loaded with stories of all The Marauders best pranks. I might even be able to outdo James with this weapon of mass destruction on my side."

Colin Jr. nodded his understanding.

"I just can't wait to get to Hogwarts," Al sighed happily, placing the diary back in its compartment and closing the trunk again.

"Yeah," Colin agreed with a dreamy look on his face.

At that point two other boys, who looked to be about their age tore open the door and asked simultaneously, "You guys want to help us set off some dung bombs in the Prefect's car?"

The Al and Colin turned to each other simultaneously with excited grins spreading on their young faces.

"We could be Marauders, The Next Generation."