Ficlet: It's May! MWPP Sirius, Dumbledore PG
... Almost!
Fair warning I wrote this last year and it's been posted a few places on LJ before, but never on IJ.
Title: It's May
Prompt: none
Author:![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Word Count:434
Characters: MWPP, Sirius, Dumbledore
Warnings: cross dressing and excessive silliness
Notes: I hope this is funny or at least slightly amusing no matter what, but for the unfamiliar, the song Sirius sings is from the musical Camelot . Listen and watch: "The Lusty Month of May"!
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
It’s May!
Spring had been nothing short of wretched at Hogwarts this year. Anxieties over Lord Voldemort’s growing power cast a glum shadow over everyone and everything. Sirius was tired of it and had no intentions of letting the Dark Lord steal his sunshine. He blotted his cotton candy lips, checked out his arse in the floor length mirror and left his dorm room in full flounce as he headed down to breakfast.
“Tra la! It’s May!
The lusty month of May!”
Sirius sang at the top of his voice as he burst into the Great Hall, tossing posies from a basket people as he skipped along. He wasn’t the least bit bothered by the odd glances. He looked damned good in his gauzy white dress; a daisy crown on his head was the perfect finishing touch.
“It’s time to do a wretched thing or two!”
Sirius plopped a daisy crown on Wormtail, who looked like he might wet himself he was laughing so hard. He pinched Moony’s tight arse, watching the boy’s cheeks turn that adorable shade of pink only Sirius could evoke. Finally, he pressed his lips against Prongs’ cheek as he flounced past his best mate.
“Slobbery cur,” James muttered good naturedly as he wiped his cheek. Grinning, he leaned over to Remus, “No wonder he was so late coming down. It must’ve taken forever to get his feet in those heels.”
“Hey, who wants to be me a galleon Padfoot breaks his ankle!” Peter piped up. Remus rolled his eyes and James thumped his head.
“It’s May! It’s May!
The month of ‘Yes you may!’ ”
Sirius belted out just before sweeping Lily Evens into his arms and planting a deep kiss on her surprised lips; waggling his eyebrows at Prongs for good measure and slipping Remus a reassuring wink. Lily was so stunned she forgot to sneer, hex, or even slap Sirius. She just sat there, mouth gaped, open until Prunella Peabody shook her, asking breathlessly, “What was it like, Lily? Was it heaven on earth?”
At the main table, Minerva McGonagall was beside herself. “Albus!”, she exclaimed turning to Dumbledore, “What on earth do you intend to do about this?”
Dumbledore’s blue eyes twinkled as he stood up and said, “Join him.”
With a snap of his fingers, Dumbledore’s robes transformed into a lovely flowered frock and a clap of his hands produced a rain of fragrant flowers floating through the air. He skipped over to join Sirius in singing,
“It’s time to do a wretched thing or two.
And try to make each precious day
One you’ll always rue!”
Fair warning I wrote this last year and it's been posted a few places on LJ before, but never on IJ.
Title: It's May
Prompt: none
Author:
dead_sexydexy Rating: PG
Word Count:434
Characters: MWPP, Sirius, Dumbledore
Warnings: cross dressing and excessive silliness
Notes: I hope this is funny or at least slightly amusing no matter what, but for the unfamiliar, the song Sirius sings is from the musical Camelot . Listen and watch: "The Lusty Month of May"!
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Spring had been nothing short of wretched at Hogwarts this year. Anxieties over Lord Voldemort’s growing power cast a glum shadow over everyone and everything. Sirius was tired of it and had no intentions of letting the Dark Lord steal his sunshine. He blotted his cotton candy lips, checked out his arse in the floor length mirror and left his dorm room in full flounce as he headed down to breakfast.
“Tra la! It’s May!
The lusty month of May!”
Sirius sang at the top of his voice as he burst into the Great Hall, tossing posies from a basket people as he skipped along. He wasn’t the least bit bothered by the odd glances. He looked damned good in his gauzy white dress; a daisy crown on his head was the perfect finishing touch.
“It’s time to do a wretched thing or two!”
Sirius plopped a daisy crown on Wormtail, who looked like he might wet himself he was laughing so hard. He pinched Moony’s tight arse, watching the boy’s cheeks turn that adorable shade of pink only Sirius could evoke. Finally, he pressed his lips against Prongs’ cheek as he flounced past his best mate.
“Slobbery cur,” James muttered good naturedly as he wiped his cheek. Grinning, he leaned over to Remus, “No wonder he was so late coming down. It must’ve taken forever to get his feet in those heels.”
“Hey, who wants to be me a galleon Padfoot breaks his ankle!” Peter piped up. Remus rolled his eyes and James thumped his head.
“It’s May! It’s May!
The month of ‘Yes you may!’ ”
Sirius belted out just before sweeping Lily Evens into his arms and planting a deep kiss on her surprised lips; waggling his eyebrows at Prongs for good measure and slipping Remus a reassuring wink. Lily was so stunned she forgot to sneer, hex, or even slap Sirius. She just sat there, mouth gaped, open until Prunella Peabody shook her, asking breathlessly, “What was it like, Lily? Was it heaven on earth?”
At the main table, Minerva McGonagall was beside herself. “Albus!”, she exclaimed turning to Dumbledore, “What on earth do you intend to do about this?”
Dumbledore’s blue eyes twinkled as he stood up and said, “Join him.”
With a snap of his fingers, Dumbledore’s robes transformed into a lovely flowered frock and a clap of his hands produced a rain of fragrant flowers floating through the air. He skipped over to join Sirius in singing,
“It’s time to do a wretched thing or two.
And try to make each precious day
One you’ll always rue!”
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