Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: I Hate My Life
Original Lyrics: Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman. read or listen/watch
Prompt: Filk written for the I'd Never Forget Your Birthday challenge at immeritus.org
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: R
Form: Filk (song parody)
Characters: Sirius
Warnings: language, sexual content in 'outtakes'
Summary Sirius is stuck at 12 Grimmauld Place and bitter. Who can blame him?
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Don't own Theory of a Deadman or Hate My Life either.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( I Hate My Life )

Title: Cheaters Sometimes Prosper
Author: dead_sexydexy
Recipient: aragolas aka moonanddogstar for a drabble meme
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 138
Characters: Snape/Black
Warnings: dub con, mild BDSM, oral sex
Notes:OotP Era. Sirius Cheats at poker. Inspired by this Nickelback song.
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( Cheaters Sometimes Prosper )

Title: Stargazing
Author: dead_sexydexy
Recipient: duck_or_rabbit (For a silly drabble meme.)
Rating: PG-13 or supersoft R
Word Count: 300
Characters: Sirius/OFC (Heather McKenzie), Dumbledore
Summary:Sirius comes up with a new use for graph parchment
Prompt: Sirius, graph parchment
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
( Stargazing )

Title: Understanding
Author: dead_sexydexy
Recipient: aragolas
Rating: R
Word Count: 158
Characters: Edward/Carlisle
Warnings: dazzling vampires, oral sex, infidelity
Notes:How could I resist a challenge? Especially one this yummy?
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( Understanding )

Title: A New Man
Prompt: rebirth, cross dressing. Written for April Fic Challenge on Immeritus.
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating:R
Word Count: 500
Characters:Sirius/Remus, MWPP
Warnings: cross dressing, wanking
Notes: Continuation of the sadly wankless: It's May! and Sirius' Frilly Little Problem. I think it stands well enough on it's own, but bits and pieces may make more sense if you've read the other ficlets first.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


(  A New Man )

Finally, I'm back. Sorta. RL went a bit nuts with illness and death on top of the usual madness. With the holidays approaching I NEED to be here more for my sanity, but it probably won't happen. :/

Title: I'm Blue
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry/Limerick
Characters: Sirius/ Anonymous female character (or a crossdressing male... I rather like to imagine James or Snape if Remus won't cooperate.)
A/N: Another of those with 2 different versions
Warnings horniness, blue balls, begging for sex
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments ease the ache within


( I'm Blue )