Dexy's Demented Diversions

mood: depressed

Title: On Death
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Characters: Remus Lupin
Notes: After the first war, Remus' thoughts on death.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Also, don't own anything from the B-52s. Several lines are pulled from their lyrics.
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( On Death )

Tags: pg, poem, remus

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Title:I'm Having A Vision
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 150
Characters: Sirius/Remus, Peter (James was off trying to impress Lily)
Summary: Sirius finds his inner eye.
Prompt: Vision of a Kiss by B52s
Beta: plynn78
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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( I'm Having A Vision )

Tags: fic, marauder era, peter, pg, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: One Last Walk
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-d Shore
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Warnings: I cried when I wrote this, knowing how everything turns out.
Notes: MWPP 7th year
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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One Last Walk

One last walk on the shore;
Arm in arm, Marauders four.
As war draws near
We fight past our fear.
Loyal friends forevermore.

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, peter, pg, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Runes
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-c Purple Poodles and the Rising Moon
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Sirius is tired of Remus studying and tampers with some runes Remus is trying to translate.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Runes

Guys, I need help with this rune.
O.W.L.S. are coming soon.
Strangest I've seen--
What couldthis mean?
"Purple poodles and the rising moon."

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, peter, pg, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Honeyduke's finest
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 43-b Honeyduke's finest
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Warnings: Improper use of suffixes.
Notes: It's Moony's birthday and the rest of the Marauders want to get him a present.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Honeyduke's Finest

As mates go, Moony's the divine-est.
He even tries to refine us.
To celebrate his day
In a most special way
Will require loads of Honeyduke's Finest.

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, peter, pg, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Your Face
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 35 Ollivander Comfort
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: A Sirius twist on Ollivander's words. I reckon he had to really work hard to get a clear picture before the Dementors sucked the image away.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Your Face

Sometimes deep in the night,
When I tried with all my might.
I could picture your face
In that bleak place.
A comfort to which I clung tight.

Tags: limerick, pg, poa era, poetry, remus, remus/sirius, sirius

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Title: Our Castle
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 32 Castle
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Sirius is sick of the prejudice against werewolves and the toll it takes on his Moony.
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Our Castle

Moony, let's leave all this hassle.
I'm going to buy us a castle.
We won't miss a thing,
There you'll be King!
(And I'll be your favorite vassal.)

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: Let's Tell
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 30 Friends and Lovers
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Yay puppy!love
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Let's Tell

No, don't hide under the covers.
It's past time we told the others.
The emotions we share
Are something quite rare.
We are both friends and lovers.

Tags: limerick, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: Passes for Glasses?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #28 Broken Glasses
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Early first year, before MWPP discover all the passages out of the school to Hogsmeade.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Passes for Glasses?

Professor, may we please have some passes?
We need to help James buy new glasses.
Peter had some notions,
Experimented in potions--
And they melted in masses of gasses.

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, peter, pg, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Lingering Sadness
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 26 Shell Cottage
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Remus' Pov, Sirius, Teddy
Notes: DH Era. In spite of Remus' excited announcement at Shell Cottage, he misses Sirius.
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Lingering Sadness

I am thrilled that my son's finally here.
But there's lingering sadness, I fear.
In spite of the years,
I can't stop the tears-
And still wish Sirius was near.

Tags: dh, limerick, pg, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: Forgetfulness
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #24 Remembrall
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius/Remus
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Forgetfulness

Boy was Moony mad.
Called me an arrogant cad.
I'll be certain next fall,
To bring a Remembrall.
Forgetting our date was quite bad.

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, pg, poetry, remus, sirus

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Title: Eternal Glory
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 19 Eternal Glory
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Notes: 7th year. Marauders have a few butterbeers *cough* and remember the good times.
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Eternal Glory

For generations they'll retell our story:
How we brilliantly pursued our quarry.
No missed opportunity-
We Marauded with impunity.
Yes, we're destined for eternal glory!

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp, peter, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Appeasing Moony
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #11 Fizzing Whizzbees
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Warnings: Misuse of limerick rhyme scheme.
Notes: Sirius has made Remus angry *again* and wants to make amends.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Appeasing Moony

Moony's angry, I need to appease.
He acts like I'm covered in fleas.
Fanged Frisbees?
Fizzing Whizzbees?
Or me, on bended knees?

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, peter, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: Misuse of Power
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 10 "Power was my weakness and my temptation." Albus Dumbledore
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore
Warnings: OotP Era bitter!Sirius
Notes: Not exactly the context of the quote, but fitting.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Misuse of Power

The old codger has too much power.
Yes Remus, my attitude is sour!
I'm no frail princess
For him to insist
On keeping me locked in my tower.

Tags: dumbledore, limerick, ootp era, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Bloody Sunlight
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #9 sunlight
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP (Moony is in the hospital wing with Madame Pomfrey)
Notes: The morning after a particularly difficult full moon.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Bloody Sunlight

"Someone block that cursed window.
Bloody sunlight's causing me woe,"
Sirius moaned.
Pete and James groaned,
"We're in the same state, don'tchaknow?"

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, peter, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Nightmare
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #8 Nightmare
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Remus, Snape. Sirius' POV (Could be Sirius/Remus)
Notes: Marauder Era
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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Nightmare

Nightmare

"Wake up Moony. Mate, are you there?
I've just had an awful nightmare."

"Padfoot, you're shaking-
Cold, clammy, and quaking."

"I--I--dreamed I had the greasy git's hair."

Tags: limerick, pg, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus, snape

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Title: A Gift for Mum
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #2 Charing Cross Road
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: The boys got together during the summer. After spending a day in Muggle London, Sirius decided he wanted to buy his dear Mum a present.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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A Gift for Mum

Here we are, Charing Cross Road.
What say we take off a load?
Pop in at the Cauldron,
Drain a pint for fun.
Then we'll surprise Mum with this toad.

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp, peter, pg, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: I'll Never Smoke Reefer with Padfoot Again
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Filk
Word Count
Characters: Remus, James, Sirius. James and Remus POV. Pretty gen, but there could be slash if you squint
Warnings drug use and drool
Notes: Based on the song I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again by Toby Keith.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Ditto the song.
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I'll Never Smoke Reefer with Padfoot Again

I always heard that his dope was top shelf.
And Merlin I just could not wait to find out for myself.
"Don't knock it til' you tired it." Well I tried it my friend.
I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again.

Now we learned a hard lesson in a small U.K. town,
He rolled up a doobie and past it around.
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in,
(I may go on a Yeti hunt)
But I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again.

I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again.
My party's all over before it begins.
You can pour me some of Ogden's finest my friend,
But I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again

We hopped on his new bike. Into the sky we rose.
The party was London, it was after Stubby's show.
Alone in the night sky just me and him,
I took one parting toke and Padfoot started to grin.

I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again.
My party's all over before it begins.
You can pour me some of Ogden's finest my friend,
But I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again.

(Lets go down to Hogsmeade guys.)

Now we're passing the guitar, we're telling good jokes.
I can tell ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling the smoke.
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by,
With a grin on my face and a great contact high.

I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again.
My party's all over before it begins.
You can pour me some of Ogden's finest my friend,
But I'll never smoke reefer with Padfoot again.

In the fetal position with drool on our chins…
We broke down and smoked reefer with Padfoot again.

Tags: filk, james, remus, sirius

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Title:Rumors
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily, rumored Sirius/Remus
Warnings: possible shagging and infidelity
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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(  Rumors )

Tags: lily, limerick, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: Atop the Astronomy Tower
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poem, Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily and in second version Sirius/Remus
Warnings: groping, fondling, orgasm
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
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(  Atop the Astronomy Tower )

Tags: lily, limerick, poetry, remus, sirius

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