War Is Coming Communications.

Friends, it has been too long. Will you join me at my hall for a feast in your honour? I would like you all to meet my son.


[Filtered to Bjorn and Floki]

Mig langar að kynna þig fyrir vini mínum, fjölskyldu sem tók mér í þegar ég kom fyrst hér.

Mig langar til að halda veislu fyrir þá. Ætlarðu að mæta?


[Filtered to Asgardians and their favoured guests]

I plan to hold a feast in the coming days, to bring my friends and family together. You are, as always, welcome at my table, with any guests you should wish to bring.

Almost killing your date, because you can't control your damned powers sucks

Ugh, this power swap crap sucks balls. I'd like my valk mojo back now.

[Bo and Kenzi]

Much as I love spending all day getting drunk. I'm bored. We could set up the agency.

Do you have a woman? Here or at home?

OOC: If you think you should be on the first half of the filter, then feel free to assume you are. The second half should be pretty obvious :)

Okay. Someone should be taking point on this, huh?

How many of us are missing our mojo right about now?

WHERE ARE THOSE LEPRECHAUNS?

Oh, whoop-de-doo, I'm back in Kansas. Saying this was unexpected is the understatement of the year.

Still, better than the alternative, probably. Providing that my peeps are here. And, yes. I mean you Kenz. You better still be here.

Oh, and someone catch me up. What the hell is a beannanach doing here? Well, a weird this world version of it, anyway.

Greetings, Midgardians.

My apologies for not making this post sooner. But, I supposed that the Lady Sif's would suffice.

However, it occurred to me, that I should actually apologise for the storm that occurred on my arrival. I was not happy to be dragged here away from Jane where I was.

However, with the formalities out of the way. Would anyone be able to inform me, as to why I have woken up wearing such strange attire? And, what this contraption that has appeared ois supposed to do?

Huh. Creepy ass graveyard, I did not miss you. Aren't we supposed to have a welcome patrol or something?

This really isn't fucking funny I guess the seal decided I hadn't lost enough people yet

For the rest of you who knew him, Grantaire's gone.

Can the hug-agram sending asshole please stand up? Because I'd really like to thank you personally for sending me a driveby naked man-baby. That's awesome. Totally.

You know what else is Like Totally Awesome? Sending hug-agrams to the house with the hungry angry monster baby. Because I really didn't need to spend another hour getting her back to sleep after the terrible hugging invader woke her up. There's no point at which singing There's No Cats In America and rocking a grumpy five month old gets even a little bit tiresome. I'm going to be sending you both our therapy bills after this, buddy.

Donations of coffee and earplugs gratefully accepted.


[Cami & Marcel]
I'm sorry. She'll tire herself out eventually. But something about that guy has her creeped out.

Plus side, she's going to have a hell of a pair of lungs when she's old enough to sing rather than just howl.

[Lagertha]

Are you

Still here?

This might be a random question but - has anybody seen Tamsin?

Look, whatever your opinion of me.

Hope has been quite upset for the last while, she clearly misses her mother but obviously her mother is returned to New Orleans.

Advice would be appreciated on how to calm a four month old.

Displaced, you are all invited to celebrate Jólablót with us at my hall.

For those who are not familiar with our customs, we will feast for three days and three nights, to celebrate the rebirth of the Sun-goddess, Sól, and to give thanks to our mighty god Thor, for protecting us during the dark and dangerous days of winter, while his father, Óðinn, leads the Wild Hunt across the skies.

At dusk on Friday, we will perform the Jólablót and sacrifice the Jól goat. Afterwards, we feast, taking it's life into ourselves so that it may be resurrected through us.

Whether you are a believer or not, Jól is a time for friendship and rejoicing in life - sentiments which are not exclusive to my people.

You are all welcome at my hearth, on Friday, on Saturday, on Sunday and on any day in the new year.

God Jól!

Til Árs ok Frídr!


( Floki )

[Stark Industries Administration]

So I have a lot of tech brought from the community where I'm from. Jemma said something about getting it hauled over to your facilities but I didn't hear back. It's from a wide variety of specialties and it's in various stages of completion, usually from the point where I either joined or left the project. But it's definitely more advanced than what there is in this world. My question is do you guys want it? Because Claudia's lab can only hold so much and I don't have the resources to work on all of them on my own, and there are quite a few of these projects I'd like to try and finish.

[Lagertha]

I saw a sparkly tiara today in a girls dress-up set and I almost considered buying it to wear on my head next time we saw each other, since I'm a princess who needed rescuing. I can still go back and buy it if you think that's a sight worth seeing.

[Jo Jo]

You did not look happy at the par
I'm sorr
I am no good at whatever it is that is us.

Settling in okay?

Jeg tror spørsmålet om hvor du skal holde vår Jól fest har blitt besvart.

Or, in English, I believe the question over where to hold our Yule feast has been answered.

( The Great Hall at Hedeby has arrived in Lawrence. )


[Filtered to Elijah and Katherine]

I will be moving out of your house, now my own has arrived. Thank you for your hospitality. It has meant a great deal. I never believed draugar to be creatures capable of good until meeting you and your family in this place.

[Enjolras, Eponine and Gavroche]

Caroline is having a Thanksgiving dinner, and the three of you have been invited as well. If you don't have other ideas already.

[Lagertha]

I'm sorry f No I'm not

Will you be going to Caroline's?

I didn't even realize it was possible to drink that much wine and not get alcohol poisoning. And on top of feeling incredibly depressed I feel sick as well. Does anyone have any hangover cures I should try?

[Livvy]

Mary and Ava are gone and I simply fell apart. I lost all of my friends from home in less than a month. I don't think I can stand to lose anyone else right now.