War Is Coming Communications.

i've heard talk of there being other pirates on the internet. where are they and how do i communicate with them?

So, way I understand it. This world is as full of monsters as mine, right? Some good, some bad?

So, how do I get involved in the getting rid of the bad ones part?

You know what? I'm bored. And, the internet is full of so many amusing things.

Now, you don't have to use GIF's of yourself. But, you'll get extra points if you do....but

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I DECLARE GIF WAR!!!!

( Go! )

Right. Drinking at the Bed of Roses aside, what's a bloke to do for fun around here?

Right.  Just wanted to check.

I am back on Earth right?

I mean it looks like Earth.  But, it's really different.  But, I suppose it has been a really long time since I was last here.

Oh, also very important.  How did we get here.  And where's my ship?

Okay, someone needs to tell me how to get home right the hell now. I have important shit to do. Like find Jill

This heaven or hell?

Did we ever get a count on who all is here? I've seen at least five of us respond on this thing.

I'm trying to decide if the food or the drinks are the best here. Hobbit life is pretty spectacular no matter what though.

Hello? Did anyone else end up in the freaking Shire, or is it just me?

that was quite the engaging hunt, singer. should you ever find yourself in need of assistance on another, i welcome the opportunity.

if anyone requires my services now that i've returned, i'll be spending some time at the bed of roses this evening.

and lily? i do believe you're long overdue for that lesson in poker.

it seems nearly everyone is a couple now. or am i just imagining it?

I had a  wonderful night out with the love of my life. There was food, I even got him to dance a little.

And then today. I come into the library.

Someone. Misfiled.

A book about elemental magics should not in any way be near that one about the fire demons. That's an entirely different section!

ooh! I could give lessons! On our proper returns policy and how to file things back appropriately. I know what happened too, someone thought they'd be helpful and file a book back in place. Only used their magic and it went to the wrong place.

Its not always the simplest way to do things!

You know how the general idea is that all of us need to avoid looking ourselves up on the internet because it'll bring down an inevitable world of pain? Yeeeaaaaaah, I got bored. Sue me.

There are people who literally have zip files of gifs of everyone from Fae-ville. I shit you not, I clicked a thing and now I have like two hundy gifs of the crew on my laptop. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with them, so I've decided to bring 'em to the people.

The people, naturally, being all you ladies and gents getting your board browse on.

I'm throwing down the gauntlet, bitches! As of this moment, I'm challenging you all to dig up your faces or your friends faces or your friend of a friends friends faces. Step up to the plate if you've got the cojones. Last man standing wins.

One, two, three, four. I declare a gif war.

i'm in dire need of entertainment and cheating at poker isn't quite as satisfying once you've gotten away with it for the hundredth time.

how does one go about acquiring a hunt?

people keep saying my stepdad is gonna be a pirate.

the me on the show.

and that my other stepdad is gonna be robin hood.

i don't know what i do with that.

they also say that neal is dea

i don't think i'm gonna go to the center tomorrow.

Soooooo, drukn posts are sill a thign rigt?

Becuse toooo much crazy crap is hapening and its annoyung.  So, fun fun is a things that shukd happne.

Wich makes me wonder.  Why am I geting drunk with Vex?  And only Vex.

Other people shuld be here too.

I'm bored.  Let's play a game.


You're in a dark room.  It's pitch black, you can see nothing but darkness.  You hear a faint scritching in the dark.  Like some animals scuffling around.

On you, you have a box of matches, a length of rope and a copy of the Winchester Gospels volumes 1-5.

What do you do?  Go.

So, if there was a girl and you kinda liked her.  And you maybe wanted to let her know, then what would you do?

And then, when you know you want to give her your preshus flower.  How do you know what to do with her, like?

I mean, I know about the birds and the bees.  Or at least I know it's not about hunny bees and all of differnet types of birds, like.  And I was going to talk to Hal about it but he sorta turned into Bad Hal and I didn't think he'd really give good advice about girls.

And I looked at books in the librabry but they were kinda really confusing.  And I didn't really know what they were getting at.

And McNair always said you should be polite and corteaus to ladies, and hold doors for them.  But, Alex always said that was patrinising.

[Filtered to Alex]

I miss you.  We haven't spent enuf time together since I got here.

Want to do somethimg?  Like go to the arcade or bowling or summat.

Right.

You're all being bloody dramatic and serious and its honestly a pile of bollocks. You're all probably as threatening as each other and I've probably killed way more people than a lot of ya but I get away with it cause I'm fun and non offensive.

Unless you're a prude like psychokiller Hendirx.

Or Dyson basically. Mayyybe Hale. I dunno how offended he is by me. BUT anyway.

I propose a good old round of shag marry kill, and yeah yeah I already filtered from the little uns.

NOW if you get whiny and dramatic on my post I will post stupid angry gifs until you go away. Or make you do the worm next time you're somewhere important. Its a toss up cause gifs take effort but I don't have a huge attention span over overarching plans.

Might just make you hit yourself.

ANYWAY. I'll start you off.

Me, Lucifer, Mel Gibson!

Have at!

Stefan? If you get this, please call me back!

[pause]

This is, like, the tenth voicemail I've left you. Where are you?

[pause]

Just tell me you're alright. Please.

[long pause]

We'll get through this, but we need to go home right now. Jeremy needs me.

Please just call me.