War Is Coming Communications.

I know I have some form of, well, I suppose it's PTSD? But I don't know how to get past it. Overcome it, somehow. Make the nightmares and the trembling and the jumping at nothing stop.

ETA: Is there a shooting range nearby? Somewhere I can go?

Jenny said that you're a helpful lot.

I'm in need of a few essentials for making this place a new home for me and my sisters.

Any takers?

I hear that the children here are especially helpful.

[ooc: I go to school in a tiny bit but I'll try to reply through the day since its a day full of meetings but who knows how that'll go! If not I'll reply when I get home :D]

Alright, slackers. We got a wave of new arrivals. Give me the times and dates of your next classes.

Demons 101: Sunday 10am
Ghosts, Ghouls, and Wraiths: Monday 9pm
Shapeshifters: Thursday 8pm
Angels, Sirens, and unicorns oh my!: Thursday, 7pm
Vampires: Wednesday 4pm, Thursday 3pm
Witches: the good, the bad, and the ugly: Wednesday 7pm
Why we don’t make deals: Monday, 4pm.
Creatures that want to eat you: Tuesday 8pm

WHAT UP, NEWBIES? Welcome to Seals 'R Us - the très mystérieux land of monsters, mayhem, and inevitable confusion! I'm Kenzi and my contributions toward your unfortunate post-apocalyptic vacay are as follows:

1. Ruh-roh! You're in an alternate universe! Demons are real! The Seal is an unpredictable mystical douche that could randomly dump you on the moon or turn you into a monkey or send in your worst enemy AT ANY POSSIBLE MOMENT! Well, shit. What's a displaced person to do? Simple: get your party on. Ditch your displaced woes for a night and breathe! You don't know anyone here? No prob! I'll take you out, I'll get to introducing, and soon enough you'll find that you actually aren't as alone in this mess as you think you are.

2. Not much of a drinker? No big! There's one form of therapy that I find even more appealing than washing away your woes behind a bottle - SHOPPING. You're new. You have nothing to wear. It is time, my friends, to treat yo selves. And who better to do it with than your friendly, neighborhood me? Lawrence is limited when it comes to fashion, but I know the wheres and I am all too willing to help you all rustle up a wardrobe worthy of your fab selves.

3. So you don't like shopping. That is incredibly tragic and we're probably going to need to have a serious conversation, but okay, okay. I'll deal. There are still sights to see and places to go and you're probably gonna want to get the lay of the land. If you need a tour guide? Look no further. I've got you covered, ladies and gents.

In other news, I'm off the meds and up and at 'em (hence the post!), but these bandages are super itchy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: PETER PAN AND HIS LOST BOYS ARE LITTLE BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE STRANDED ON THAT STUPID ISLAND.

Oh, and Felicia. Dude, I'm glad you're back, but the coffee delivery was really not a thing that needed to happen. You know how I feel about shit coffee that is actual shit.

Okay, for new arrivals--we really need a new Introduction to Lawrence linky post, everyone.

But

1. Did you all get a place to stay? We've got a few places available but we also understand people not trusting anyone so you're free to figure that out on your own. But we do have nice envelopes full of gift cards and stuff if you'd like one of those. And yes, we've upgraded to VISA and MASTERCARD ones instead of limited to specific shops cause those were a bitch to use.

2. Did anyone tell you about the anti-possession amulets? You'll want one because I doubt any of you would like to be possessed by a demon and while we might know who's in charge of Hell these days we also know there are those not happy with Crowley's rule so possessions can still happen.

3. I'm sure you all know you're in Lawrence, Kansas by now. It's 2014.

4. Can you go home? No one has found a way. You're free to try that out. Good luck but some people have been here for ages. I've been here over 2 years now. Some people go home and come back. Nice thing is no one will know you're gone though. So while you'll worry about them at least they will not know you're gone. When the Seal does spit you out you'll just go straight back to the exact point you've left.

5. So what do you do here? That's up to you. There are monsters to fight if you want to do that. Or live a normal life if you want to do that. (and when I say monsters I mean the ones from this world. We've got werewolves and vampires and aliens and others that we do not lump into the monster group that the Seal brought here.) And I'm sure Rose will let you all know about her Arrival's Class that she offers to fill you in on all the details.

Any questions?

Did I leave anything out?

There really isn't any way to have whatever brought us here send us back? I have to get back for Ji- There has to be a way, anything is possible.

At least Tr-

Someone point me in the direction of some alcohol.

I guess the smart thing to do at this point would be to introduce myself. Hi, I'm Tris and this is really, really weird. Can someone tell me where I am? And, you know, what year it is? That'd be super helpful.

So I see we have new people and somebody who doesn't remember being here. My name is James Kirk, and I'm the manager at Greaves House. If any of you guys want a place to stay we have plenty of open apartments.

[Harry]

Don't know if you've seen it yet, but Spike's back and he doesn't remember being here. Is this going to cause problems for Greaves House? And do you want to offer him his old apartment again?

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