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[Mar. 9th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
In the words of that immortal bowl of petunias:
Oh no, not again.
Dads, I'll pick the girls up from school tomorrow. I need a distraction. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|12:58 pm] |
Told ya so Gus. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:14 pm] |
I forgot what a gorgeous man I am.
I'm thinking after this fades, I might just bring it out of the repertoire every so often. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|09:28 pm] |
So, it's over then, right? No... turning into animals, raining fire, sea of blood or any of that?
Thank God. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:11 pm] |
Hey Shawnsie. I'm busting Tess out for a little while, okay? She's going to hang with me.
She sort of got hit by this crazy gender thing. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:51 am] |
Not the way I hadin mind in getting out of that shithole, but. . .
Hey, lookit Tess. Sh-erm. He's sexy! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:31 am] |
So. 'Looks like it's been a couple of weeks, now, hasn't it?
I wish this shit surprised me more.
At least now when people call me a 'bitch from Hell', they can mean it. I do have to say, I have a newfound appreciation for Satan though. Nice rack. |
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[Feb. 29th, 2008|10:30 am] |
I fear this place has gone to the dogs.
I'm back, did anyone miss me?
I had.. things .. to take care of. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|09:53 pm] |
bOreD. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|10:41 pm] |
I taught Roxy how to sit today. She's such a good puppy, and really smart too.
I'm thinking I should work on speak next, but I'm out of treats.
( God ) |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|02:14 pm] |
Now this is what I call a "social experiment." |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|04:29 pm] |
So not cool, Shawn. You would make a move while I can't. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|12:18 pm] |
All right, I've got some decisions to make.
I can either build a whole new hospital in the same location, in a new location, or I can take over a new hospital that's already there.
I'm not going to decide until I've got some feedback from those of you who work in my hospital, and people who have gone there before.
Any opinions? The pluses of getting a new hospital is that basically we can get everything new and designed just like everyone wants. But it will cost more money of course. The pluses of taking over another hospital is going back to work much sooner then building a new one.
There's cons of both of course, like taking a bunch of time to make a new hospital.
( Any of the people who offered to help the hospital ) |
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[Feb. 17th, 2008|01:01 pm] |
I am sick and damn tired of this bed. If I don't get up and get out and do something right now, I'm going to hurt someone. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2008|12:56 pm] |
Fuck. Ow. Shit.
Son of a bitch. Fuck.
I need a fix. Is that so much to ask?
Ow. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|08:08 pm] |
You know? Valentines Day BITES.
Seriously.
Anyone needs me, I'm downstairs in the movie theatre pigging out on junk food and having myself a 'West Wing' marathon.
What? I miss smart TV. |
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[Feb. 13th, 2008|06:26 pm] |
I've decided to become a priest. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|07:52 pm] |
Sumthin' ain't quite right here, now. |
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[Feb. 9th, 2008|02:41 pm] |
For Valentine's day, I'm going to bake cookies for everyone who wants them - especially people who don't have a valentine and need a pick-me-up. I can make pretty much any kind, and if you want something I haven't heard of, I'll track it down!
I'm in New York, but I'll send cookies anywhere. I like sharing love! And cookies. Hee. ♥ |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|10:44 pm] |
[OOC: Posted while en route to Tritter's Evil Lair, in the log]
Somebody tell ours Daddy and Papi the bad man has us and we's can't get away cause him's got a gun and him's angry and we's need help. We's in a cop car him's took from the hopsital, at... 283 |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|08:31 pm] |
Woke up in a library? Check. Can't remember last night? Check. Feels like I ran a goddamn marathon? Double check.
Either something is way fucked up, or I found triplets again. Anyone care to help me out? |
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[Jan. 26th, 2008|12:16 pm] |
???! |
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[Jan. 25th, 2008|05:02 pm] |
i can't stand this broken arm for 4 weeks. can anyone here heal broken bones faster than that? |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2008|09:56 pm] |
Thor? Lucifer? Anyone?
Toby's here, but I have no clue where I am. It's nice, though! And there's a Mac. ... how do I copy and paste? Oh. Got it!
But yes. Help, please? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|07:10 pm] |
So does someone want to tell me why it's next week? What happened to all those other days I've become so fond of? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|03:47 am] |
Things that affected me this past week include:
-Being struck inexplicably nude.
-Leading a song and dance number with the Almighty to the tune of The Jackson Five's "ABC".
-Randomly channeling the personality of a someone who spoke in exclusively one-word sentences. Loudly.
-Randomly channeling a chatterbox so perky and hyper that, were I mortal, I would kill myself to prevent it from happening again.
Things that I retained through all this:
-The common sense not to tell the world when these particular afflictions descended upon me. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|02:28 am] |
Well at least this time I wasn't ... nice. And married. To God.
All in all it was rather nice. I was highly amused at all of you. Pity I didn't get the naked disease, though well it's not like I have to work very hard for that. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2008|03:43 pm] |
Well. At least it was fun while it lasted. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|01:29 pm] |
Can someone tell me why my head suddenly sounds like a bad porno, cutting in and out of a televangelism marathon?
It's all 'Oh God' this, and 'Please send me money' that.
More importantly, where is the 'off' button? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:01 am] |
Well shit. How many times does a girl have to go through puberty for fuck's sake? I'm a fucking deity. This is ridiculous.
Hey guys check it out! Now for the low low price of your eternal soul, you too can schtup a 14 year old! But wait, there's more! If pedophilia just isn't doing it for you anymore, take a gander at this! She's God too! How about that for ironic? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|02:29 am] |
Holy Hannah!
I'm a damn infant! |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|11:20 pm] |
Well that was fun while it lasted.
I've got my powers back. Except not really. They came back full force this morning, and my friend's head promptly exploded. After I put it back to normal, things started getting a little fuzzy.
And now I can talk again. But I still hear your prayers, mostly. They're a little distant sounding. This is fucking nuts. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
I want a ham sandwich. With pickles...
And maybe some marshmallows? I can't wait to head over to my Da's place. His kitchen is packed.
...but that's only if I can haul my fat self over there. Blech. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|02:52 pm] |
Oh for fuck's sake. As much as I enjoy speech without random heads blowing up, this is getting ridiculous.
On the bright side? Greggykins, I can actually say dirty things out loud to you now. Care to meet me at your place so I can tell you all the nasty things I want to do to you? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|12:37 pm] |
Thanks, J. I really needed that drink. I owe you one.
As for you, Titter, or whatever your name is, My religion dictates I have to love my brother.
But I can love you and still hope you die in a housefire.
We're over pineapples now, not it's taquitos. Taco meat and cheese ones. |
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