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[Jan. 21st, 2008|10:20 pm]
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Okay, when I realized Gray wasn't anchored by anything I stuffed him in my little office and locked him in. He'll get out, the thing is deteriorating rapidly now that I'm not holed up in it, but...

Well. Okay. I need suggestions, because now that I'm thinking on all cylinders again the guy has a point. He didn't ask to get put back inside me for another go-round, so it isn't fair to just outright kill him. But no way in hell, no way in hell am I going to go back to that office and let somebody drive my body around ever again.

Here's the situation, for those not playing the "Jonesy's Fucked Up Head" homegame: The weirdness caused a second personality to develop in me. This personality is essentially the same as the personality of an alien that took over my body back home. He did some shit, but I'm not getting into it. It's our problem and beating the shit out of his mental representation did a lot to help me take out my immediate rage at him. Thing is, this alien didn't ask to get put back in me and hasn't hurt a soul this time around, so the thought of just outright slaughtering him makes me a little uneasy. It shouldn't be that easy to just snuff out sentient life, right? But at the same time, no way am I ever taking a back seat in my body ever again. Ever.

So. Suggestions, please. Anybody.
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[Jan. 19th, 2008|11:08 pm]
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We have discovered a problem. The effects of this bout of strangeness-

-holy fuck now we're in here at the same time?-

-have passed, but as my friend has just so eloquently stated, this has caused a rather serious problem for us. Neither of us wish to simply give up our lives for the other-

-got that right you piece of shit-

-so we are apparently active in one body at the same time-

-what a fuckarow-

-AND FOR FUCKSAKES JONESY LET ME TYPE! If you want to solve this problem you will cooperate with me!

-fuck you-

You see the problem. I am asking any and all psychics, or doctors of psychology for that matter, to provide suggestions on the best course of action. The only option I can see is some kind of merger-

-fuck that i want my body back and you gone-

-but for obvious reasons this is proving difficult.

Please. Help us.
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|09:43 pm]
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I have developed a plan. It involves me never leaving the house ever again.
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:01 am]

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Well shit. How many times does a girl have to go through puberty for fuck's sake? I'm a fucking deity. This is ridiculous.

Hey guys check it out! Now for the low low price of your eternal soul, you too can schtup a 14 year old! But wait, there's more! If pedophilia just isn't doing it for you anymore, take a gander at this! She's God too! How about that for ironic?
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|11:45 am]
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I have discovered a new food! Pizza! Not only is it delicious in it's own right, but you can even put bacon on it! You people, I swear, you people are geniuses in so many ways.

...How do you people do this to me?
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|10:16 pm]

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It's really weird watching someone struggle with their new powers.

I'm glad those days are over.
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|07:21 pm]

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Ew... I'm thinking about... prom.
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|12:04 am]

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This better not mean I have to go to high school
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|06:10 pm]
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I have to say, this is almost relaxing. It's been so long since I have had my head to myself.
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|08:29 pm]
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What is this feeling
Of power and drive
I've never known?
I feel alive!

Where does this feeling
Of power derive,
Making me know
Why I'm alive?

Like the night, it's a secret,
Sinister dark and unknown.
I do not know what I seek,
Yet I'll seek it alone!

I have a thirst
That I cannot deprive.
Never have I felt so alive!

There is no battle
I couldn't survive -
Feeling like this -
Feeling alive!

Like the moon, an enigma,
Lost and alone in the night
Damned by some heavenly stigma,
But blazing with light!

It's the feeling of being alive!
Filled with evil, but truly alive!
It's the truth that cannot be denied!
It's the feeling of being
Edward Hyde!

I couldn't have said it better myself! So, who wants to explore the strange singing world? I am far too energetic! That white powder was delicious! I have so many thoughts! What was that white powder and where can I get more? And BACON! I must have bacon and whatever that white powder was! Sugar? If this is sugar I love it!
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:58 pm]
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Since my arrival I've documented a few startling phenomena. I've listed them below.

My clothes seem to be melting off. This is unpleasant. However, I have been told by a...wino, is the word? That I am in the possession of a huge dong. I am not sure what this is, or what it has to do with my clothes melting off. Would someone care to enlighten me?
I occasionally burst into song, which is odd as I do not know the lyrics which spout from my mouth.

A much more urgent phenomena has arisen in the fact that I am now able to create a small singularity, targeted on an object or a person, that will proceed to rip them apart, assuming I maintain my concentration for the length of time required. I have studied this a bit, and it seems to be quite destructive and rather painful. The subject, however, can be no bigger than a person.

Oh, and for a brief period I believe I reverted to a fetus, a fact I attribute to already being in a rather young body. This was intensely traumatic and I spent the remainder of the day - once I was seventeen again - crying in a corner.

Oh, yes. And there is an incessant voice in my head causing me a great deal of annoyance. I know where that comes from, though.
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:43 pm]
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In a violent world where deceptions free,
things I can’t control taking over me...
Did they try to take my identity?
So what the hell have they done to me?

I will take your thoughts away!
And I’ll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind...

This life for me changes everyday.
I will stand up tall.
I won’t be betrayed!
If you play with fire, I’ll control the flame!
I’ll do anything to make you believe!

I will take your thoughts away!
And I’ll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind!



I will take your thoughts away!
And I’ll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind!

I'll take all your thoughts away!
And I'll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind!

Tell me...would someone like to go out for some BACON?
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:22 am]

School today...for everybody else. I'm cutting class, and the irony of a college professor cutting class isn't lost on me. Although I guess I'm not a professor anymore...fuck, it took me years to get that job. That whirlwind/wormhole owes me some paychecks.

I need a new wardrobe. There's nothing in this kid's closet that doesn't have the name of some rapper on it. Even his fucking boxers, for Christ's sake! I mean, to each their own and all, but that's definitely not my style. Although I'll admit the colognes aren't bad, I'll keep those.

Also. I found a shoebox with a couple thousand dollars in it. I'm suddenly terrified of what I'm going to find in the wall safe this kid has. Something tells me it's not going to be a baseball card collection.
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|08:33 pm]
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Skarsdayle, if you or that crazy blonde is responsible for this, you're really not encouraging me to reconsider your offer.

Has anyone here seen Vicious Whisper? Tall, British, bright pink hair, witch. Floats alot. Sings in a band? I need to find out what's going on.
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|07:43 pm]
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I'm, uh...this is weird, but I guess they weren't bullshitting me in Wyoming...parallel dimensions. Fuck-me-Freddy!

It's very bad that I turned into some thug kid, but my hip's not fucked up anymore so I figure it balances.

But Jesus-Christ-bananas, do people have to think so loud? Last time I was at this level, I was in high school.

So. Anybody want to teach a thirty-something father how to act like a teenager again?
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