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[Jul. 20th, 2009|08:14 pm] |
| Death. I stand in my gallery and hold your sigil. Will you speak with me? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2009|06:44 pm] |
George? |
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[Jan. 30th, 2009|06:47 am] |
Shit. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|06:44 pm] |
What in the world was...
Haha. Seriously?! This is awesome! Oh man, I always wondered what the vortex felt like.
Who's up for waffles? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|01:10 am] |
Wedding planning is a pain in the ass. Or so I'm told, since I haven't done any of it yet. Should probably get on that.
Carrie, you're in charge of getting Cass into a dress. I'll handle getting her out of it.
Death, we need to walk and/or talk.
Cass, you need to let Carrie get you into a dress and try to keep her from groping you too much.
Dick, you need to sexually exhaust your woman so that she doesn't steal mine.
Ready? Break! |
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[Nov. 13th, 2008|10:23 pm] |
There was a time a little while back where I didn't keep up with television like I do now. Those were sad times. I may have been Endless and omnipresent, but my life (if you can call it that) was lacking something.
( Dexter. ) |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|07:37 pm] |
( Death ) |
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[Oct. 13th, 2008|11:52 am] |
( Eric Draven )
Halloween can not be here fast enough. I wonder what I should be this year. Hm. I am taking ideas and suggestions as of right now!
George! Are you dressing up for Halloween this year? Say yes! |
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[Sep. 13th, 2008|11:19 am] |
I feel like today is going to be a good day somewhere. Probably in more than a few somewheres.
How is everyone?
And hi, new people! Welcome. I'm Death but you can call me Didi. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|05:33 pm] |
Hm. There's something in the air...
George! Let's do something fun. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|01:37 pm] |
Being this fucking busy fucking sucks.
Can people stop blowing shit up now? It seriously fucks up my wardrobe. Not to mention y'know, lots of people's lives.
I need a fucking milkshake. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|12:22 am] |
Wow. I was really unpleasant this week. Interesting to see things through different eyes, though.
If I was rude to you, I'm very sorry! I'll make it up to you with waffles or maybe some cupcakes if you'll let me. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|02:56 pm] |
Bloody bag of flesh. These breasts keep getting in my way. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|03:56 pm] |
Hm. Yes. Let's see then.
This bloody thing on?
Suppose so.
Right.
What the bloody fuck is this, then? And why the fuck are there fucking cats everywhere I turn my head. And flesh! I have flesh. Where the sodding hell is my cloak? Ugh. It smells of cat piss in here.
I am going to have a rather long chat with The Powers That Be about this. I don't get paid enough for this rubbish.
But until then, I'm going to get these little fuckers. Yes, I see one over there. Almost down to one life. Little prick. |
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[Jul. 9th, 2008|09:56 pm] |
So I've been living in an abandoned cathedral, reading books and playing guitar, and it suddenly occurred to me that it's been close to two months since I've been outside.
Who wants to give me a reason? I'm very entertaining. I can do card tricks, and fold people into origami shapes. I am feeling useless and urbane, and I only go out at night. Nor to their idle orbs doth sight appear of sun, or moon, or star, throughout the year--or man, or woman. |
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[Jul. 9th, 2008|10:26 pm] |
Things growing up with Batman teaches you: martial arts, gymnastics, computer repair, auto repair, antiquing, literature, biology, chemistry, physics, juggling, anthropology, foreign languages (having a fraction of the anthromorphic personification of Death living by your eye socket helps, though), sociology, psychology, philosophy, deductive reasoning, police procedure, forensics, survival techniques, first aid, yoga, feng shui, massage, armed combat, pyrotechnics, legerdemain, illusion, grace under fire, cleverness, meditation techniques, and well more than I can remember off the top of my head.
Things growing up with Batman does not teach you: how to bake a cheesecake.
My apartment smells like burnt egg and cream cheese. While it airs out, those interested in contacting my fine Amazonian backside can find me at the nearest bakery I can find. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2008|05:19 pm] |
Happy Fourth of July to those of you that celebrate it!
Please keep in mind that while fireworks are pretty and sparkly, they are also dangerous. Light and then stand back or risk losing fingers, eyeballs, or some skin. It'd be nice if I didn't have to visit anyone because they did something silly like play with fireworks before reading the warning labels. |
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[Jun. 21st, 2008|10:45 pm] |
So, do we... have to, do these 'jobs' here? I don't think I'm cut out to be a butcher, really. It's just not the same. |
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[Jun. 19th, 2008|12:41 am] |
It's not one of my clear-cut goals to become an alcoholic, however, life seems to be conspiring to make it so. Who am I to argue with destiny?
Ruby, would you like to go get another drink? |
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[Jun. 6th, 2008|12:13 am] |
Stopped freaking out and started trying to figure out what was going on. It took me a couple of days to get acquainted with all of this new stuff around me, but, I managed to find the website.
Yeah, it answered most of my questions.
This ain't the weirdest thing to happen to me.
Believe it or not. |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2008|09:55 pm] |
I decided I wanted to post. Then I realized I didn't know what to say. It's been a long day. And I think I want to take a walk.
( Siblings ) |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2008|10:07 am] |
Okay so I am watching telly and there's this bloke on there that looks JUST like me and wearing this... fucking frilly shit. What the fuck is that about? |
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[May. 19th, 2008|12:16 am] |
Oh my. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|01:37 am] |
Hey D, you know what's really weird about the language thing you did to me? Well, okay, not what you did to me, but you know what I mean. The little bit of you, of Endlessness, I carry around.
It's the fact that I know all these languages now. Actually know them. I mean, unless I'm actively thinking about, say, English, most people just interpret whatever I say in their native tongue, and that's cool as fuck. But if I want to, I can just turn on German. I never knew German before.
And what's more, I know how the languages work. Do you know what a gerund is? I didn't, not until I was bitten by a radioactive Endless! I know all this grammar stuff now. Which I probably should have known at some point in the past, given that I was a journalism major, but that's neither here nor there.
I don't think I was even this fascinated when I developed my first set of superpowers. Tits are wonderful, don't get me wrong, but singing the Star Spangled Banner in Maori is just a party. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2008|10:02 pm] |
. . .
Somehow, I'm willing to bet this is all Cable's fault.
So, where (and when) am I? |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|11:22 pm] |
I want everyone to know that he was the first to make a joke about the gun being pried from his cold, dead hands.
( Del )
George, let's get some waffles. Anyone who wants to come along is welcome! |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|11:47 pm] |
Before anyone asks: no, I did not have anything to do with it. And I'll be staying out of the whole sticky matter. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|12:15 am] |
( Mary )
Rough night, hm? |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|12:06 am] |
the lights flicker on B r o a d w a y, another one dies. |
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[Mar. 20th, 2008|10:26 pm] |
Easter dinner this Sunday at my house for those people who might be away from their families! RSVP in comments so I know how many to cook for, please! |
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|01:22 pm] |
gEt ReADy 4 FuN!! |
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[Mar. 11th, 2008|09:05 pm] |
( Private )
Hey, Rube? It's cool if I go out with Rayanne this weekend, right? |
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[Mar. 11th, 2008|08:06 pm] |
I have some funerals to attend this week. |
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[Mar. 11th, 2008|02:47 am] |
Lot of sex dreams lately.
Lot of sex dreams lately.
I mean, really. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|04:56 pm] |
Pigeons are beautiful, no? |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|02:57 am] |
Sequels to Jim Carrey movies that are not starring Jim Carrey are a crime against God and Man, and those who make them should be arrested for crimes against humanity.
I just wanted to throw that out there. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|09:08 pm] |
Maybe this place isn't so bad after all.
I still miss Perry and Jimmy, though.
( Didi )
( Jason )
( Clark ) |
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