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[Dec. 4th, 2008|01:10 am] |
Wedding planning is a pain in the ass. Or so I'm told, since I haven't done any of it yet. Should probably get on that.
Carrie, you're in charge of getting Cass into a dress. I'll handle getting her out of it.
Death, we need to walk and/or talk.
Cass, you need to let Carrie get you into a dress and try to keep her from groping you too much.
Dick, you need to sexually exhaust your woman so that she doesn't steal mine.
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[Sep. 28th, 2008|01:23 pm] |
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|11:35 pm] |
( Cass ) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|12:17 am] |
Shit. I can't find Doug. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|12:05 pm] |
That... probably could have been worse.
( Jason )
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( Cass )
( Bruce ) |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:42 am] |
Okay. So something's happened. I'm thinking either a) I died a while back and this is Purgatory (set in NYC, of all places) or something like that, b) I'm having a really fucked up dream, c) I'm free, or d) Mojo's a lot more powerful than any of us realized and this is stage two of his weird kidnapping thing.
Speaking of, anyone find that name familiar? Mojo. He's a bad dude. How 'bout Batman? Robin? Superman? Flash? Anything? No?
Anyone? Bueller?
( Jason Todds, Tim Drakes, Bruce Waynes )
( Bruce )
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|03:51 pm] |
( Private )
So, Cass. Cassie. Cassoo. You can stop hiding now. You're not going to spontaneously fall in love with some stranger. It's over now. Let's get some ice cream and make out, in that order. |
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[May. 24th, 2008|12:20 am] |
This is more disturbing than that time my great great granddaughter tried to seduce me. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2008|08:45 am] |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|02:41 am] |
I need to take some mental health days.
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( Bruce )
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:58 pm] |
Callipygian.
Adjective.
Possessing a fabulous ass.
See also: Jason Todd.
Don't we all love to learn? |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
Hey, Bruce. When's your birthday?
And yes, I know what your birthday is. The problem is that Carrie also knows when your birthday is, and it might not be the same day. And Jason might have a different one. And l'il me might have a different one. Tim, Cassie and I are about the only ones that have a consensus.
So give us a common date so that we can embarrass you the way children should. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2008|09:49 pm] |
If there is a reason I should be mad at my boyfriend, someone please tell me. Because apparently he's done something he thinks he's guilty of and I either missed or overlooked it.
Just want to get this cleared up so he'll stop turning into a girl whenever he's around me and inching around the room like I'm going to attack him. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2008|03:53 pm] |
Y'ever get that feeling that you did something wrong, but you're not entirely sure what it was? Not something evil, just something that you expect your girlfriend to full name you for? I keep waiting to hear "Jason Peter Todd!" thrown at me, but hell if I can remember why.
I'm sure I did something to deserve it. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|05:35 pm] |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|02:57 am] |
Sequels to Jim Carrey movies that are not starring Jim Carrey are a crime against God and Man, and those who make them should be arrested for crimes against humanity.
I just wanted to throw that out there. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|05:17 pm] |
So, Cass.
Do you have any big plans for Leap Year's Day?
Mine involve seducing you. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|10:38 am] |
I am one step closer to buying drinks legally. I am excited.
Quick, everyone wish me a happy belated birthday. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2008|10:02 pm] |
Pain Killers? $7
Hospital Bills? $760
Collateral Damage? $3,492
Saving A Six Year Old Girl's Life? Priceless.
God, I love being a superhero. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|09:45 am] |
Jason. Where are you? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|05:39 pm] |
Jason, I am very proud of you. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|07:10 pm] |
So does someone want to tell me why it's next week? What happened to all those other days I've become so fond of? |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|08:42 pm] |
Hey, Jason c'mere. I want to try my new knifes.
And Carrie? There are no words. |
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